How to Hold an Intervention for Your Friend that Actually Seems to Like Their Situationship
Seriously, look at his hairline and get back to us.
My Super Unique, Off-The-Grid, Mysterious, Indie, Cool Girl Social Media Cleanse
A riveting retelling of my activities while being (mostly) off social media this summer (spoiler: super productive and inspiring)!
URGENT: Beto O’Rourke Needs You to Clean Out Your Inbox
What’s that? An email marked **URGENT ACTION REQUIRED ASAP**… then, 10 more emails. All from Change.org. You’re lost in my inbox.
Boring People to Death With Spring Break Chatter? Here Are 5 Other Things to Talk About Instead!
No one wants to hear about my trip to Puerto Rico - now what?
How to Manipulate a Male Manipulator
The ultimate form of feminism is becoming a manipulator of male manipulators.
The ABCs of Being a Short Person
The girls who get it get it and the girls who don't don't
Put the ‘Game’ in Game Day! How to Transition Your Super Bowl Party Into Her Dream Date
THE JOE BURROW JERSEY STAYS ON
Student Learns that She is Just Somatic Puppet for Worm Living In Her Gut
Recent science shows that your consciousness might not entirely be your own.
How To Fill Your Silly Little Day After You’ve Done the Wordle
This one-and-done sitch is already the best thing to happen in 2022.
How I Sound Explaining My Thesis
When I try to explain my creative work, I sound completely zooted. Even when I'm sober at 9am on a Tuesday.