Put the ‘Game’ in Game Day! How to Transition Your Super Bowl Party Into Her Dream Date
THE JOE BURROW JERSEY STAYS ON
Student Learns that She is Just Somatic Puppet for Worm Living In Her Gut
Recent science shows that your consciousness might not entirely be your own.
How To Fill Your Silly Little Day After You’ve Done the Wordle
This one-and-done sitch is already the best thing to happen in 2022.
How I Sound Explaining My Thesis
When I try to explain my creative work, I sound completely zooted. Even when I'm sober at 9am on a Tuesday.
How to Navigate the Holiday Season With New “Tiger King” Episodes
This year all will be merry and bright, except for one thing; the new season of "Tiger King".
A Quest for Protein in the Land of Chobani
Where’s Waldo? Except Waldo is my yogurt and I can't find her and I miss her and I hope she’s doing well.
The Ultimate Thanksgiving Drinking Game
Is your aunt's "hilarious" work story making you wanna skip ahead to dessert? Spice up your family meal with Dranksgiving.
When Will My Bagels Return From War?
Here on campus we care about three things: bossing shopping period, obsessively checking whether Dear Blueno's back, and bagels.
You Can’t Just Tell A Brown Girl With Glasses She Looks Like Mia Khalifa
Some of us were socialized through animated movies. And some of us were socialized through, ahem, other movies.
A Very Real Advertisement for Pepper Spray Keychains
Where fashion meets function, in all the smashing colors you didn’t think you needed. Oh, the joys of walking alone in the dark!