I just found out what the Bechdel test is, and I think I’m really starting to understand feminism now!
My mom told me that I never talk to her about anything other than my 40 year old male professor who I’m in love with, so our conversations don’t pass the Bechdel test. Then she sent me a 30 second long TikTok explaining what it is. I had ChatGPT summarize the concept for me.
So anyway, yesterday my roommate let her emotional support dog (female, of course) rub itself all over my bed and it got its fur everywhere. I didn’t notice in time, so I sat on the bed in my all black Rick Owens outfit.
“Why did you let that mutt on my bed?” I asked her.
“It’s not that big of a deal! Just use a lint roller.”
“I can’t use a lint roller on this,” I responded, “It’s archive!”
Suddenly, I had a realization. Our argument didn’t mention men at all! It passed the Bechdel test, which has never happened with one of our conversations before! Maybe it’s because we hadn’t spoken since the day we moved in. Oh well. I ended up reporting the dog to animal control and they took it away. She was such a bitch! I mean cunt. I mean dick. I can say that, right? #girlpower