An Exposé on the Dark Underbelly of Feline Instagram
Hey everyone, it’s Randal here, or, as some of you may know me, Mittens the Cat from Instagram. Yes, my real name is Randal and...
Steinbeck Novels Reimagined as Social Media Platforms
Disclaimer: I have never read anything penned by John "What Prince Charles Would Look Like If He Wasn't Inbred" Steinbeck.
How to Become a Supreme Court Justice
Supreme Court Justices have so much power, who wouldn’t want to be one? Since a SC justice can stay in office for life, you don’t...
There Should Be An App For That
Everyday it seems like we are closer and closer to having Black Mirror be a reenactment of reality. Or worse, living like they did on...
LinkedIn is My Ex-boyfriend’s Preferred Platform for Stalking Me
LinkedIn stalking is nothing like Facebook stalking. It’s actually the LEAST CHILL way to find out information about someone. If you have a LinkedIn account,...
Things To Post On Facebook To Get Your Crush To Poke You Back After 8 Years
It’s been 8 years since you poked your 8th grade crush and you’ve been waiting patiently for him to respond to your flirtation. Since he obviously...
Hi, I Totally Don’t Know Who You Are!
We’ve all done it. You meet a friend of a friend at a party, or your cousin’s new boyfriend, or your roommate’s brother. After talking for...
Facebook Categories That Need to Exist
I recently learned that Facebook has groups that you can put your friends in without them knowing. I have the wonderfully thrilling options of sorting...
Sorry My Family Comments On All Your Statuses
Dear Facebook Friend, Hey, it’s me, the girl you kind of hate now, because her random family members, who you don’t know, always interact with...
Regretting Facebook
Ah, Facebook. A wonderful archive of posts that I will eventually regret. Over the summer, I was discussing this phenomenon with my sister as I...