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BREAKING: The Scariest Thing This Halloween Is How Little You’ve Accomplished This Semester!

BREAKING: The Scariest Thing This Halloween Is How Little You’ve Accomplished This Semester!

Posted on October 28, 2022October 28, 2022 by Kaitlyn Lucas
Just when you think you have time to turn things around, Halloween coming up signifies the half way point of the semester! And you've accomplished...
Your Last-Minute, Politically-Aware Halloween Costume, As Determined by Your Myers-Briggs Personality Type

Your Last-Minute, Politically-Aware Halloween Costume, As Determined by Your Myers-Briggs Personality Type

Posted on October 27, 2022October 27, 2022 by Olivia Booth
Read on for a personalized, politically-inspired ensemble—classified, of course, by Myers-Briggs personality type.
Wow! These Men Are Ending Sexism With Their Playboy Bunny Costumes

Wow! These Men Are Ending Sexism With Their Playboy Bunny Costumes

Posted on October 26, 2022October 26, 2022 by Kaitlin Goldin
Hugh Hefner applications stiiiiiiill open.
10 Scaries to Avoid this Spooky Season

10 Scaries to Avoid this Spooky Season

Posted on October 25, 2022October 25, 2022 by Sam Walter
A guide to navigating all the ghouls, goblins, and ghosts this campus has to offer.
Halloween, and Other Things The Straights Can Have

Halloween, and Other Things The Straights Can Have

Posted on October 31, 2021October 31, 2021 by Kaitlin Goldin
You might be thinking to yourself, “But Kaitlin! Halloween is the Gay Christmas!” Then call me the Gay Scrooge! Biiiiii humbug!
Brown Dining – October 31st Specials

Brown Dining – October 31st Specials

Posted on October 31, 2021October 31, 2021 by Zoe Redlich
BDS has dropped its Halloween menu, since you need everything to be fun and fancy for your oh-so-special little holiday.
Hi, We’re the Brown Econ Department. Here Are Our Top 7 Sexiest Costumes for Halloweekend.

Hi, We’re the Brown Econ Department. Here Are Our Top 7 Sexiest Costumes for Halloweekend.

Posted on October 30, 2021February 21, 2024 by The Rib
Here are our recommendations for the sexiest economics-themed costumes, although we all know that’s redundant. 
How to Decide Which Animal to Sexualize This Halloween

How to Decide Which Animal to Sexualize This Halloween

Posted on October 25, 2021October 31, 2021 by Mia Lane
A spicy and uncontroversial Halloween awaits!
Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for Showing Off Your Intellectual Dominance

Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for Showing Off Your Intellectual Dominance

Posted on October 31, 2020October 31, 2020 by Eliana Blumberg
Here are some ideas for costumes that are just the right amount of topical, quirky, and, most importantly, very obnoxious.
Venn Diagram of People Who Put Toddlers in Q’Anon Costumes and People Who Say Kids “Couldn’t Possibly Know They’re Gay Yet” Actually Just a Circle.

Venn Diagram of People Who Put Toddlers in Q’Anon Costumes and People Who Say Kids “Couldn’t Possibly Know They’re Gay Yet” Actually Just a Circle.

Posted on October 29, 2020October 29, 2020 by Ari Brown
She was adamant that while she is not homophobic, she does not believe a child could possibly know he was gay until he was “at...

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