In a radical move, three men have decided to end misogyny this Halloween season by dressing up as Playboy bunnies.
“I have a sister, so this issue is really important to me,” said Rex Jennings, Bunny #3 and President of the Delta Phi fraternity. “When it comes to gender equality, we all have to do our part. And our part is dressing up as Playboy bunnies.”
The idea arose about a week ago when all three were talking about dressing up as Hugh Hefner.
“And then we were like, wow, wait a sec. What if we were the bunnies instead? As, like, a commentary on women or something like that. That’d be, like, pretty fucking hilarious,” said Hunter Brooks, Bunny #1 and quarterback of the football team.
When asked how exactly dressing up as Playboy bunnies would end sexism, Jennings had all the answers: “See, ‘cuz normally girls are the bunnies. And now we’re the bunnies. It’s activism.”
“It’s about switching up gender roles,” said Jason Reed, Bunny #2 and an all-around good guy. “On Halloween, girls always, like, have to be sexy! Just tits spilling over, ass hanging out, big, beautiful, blowjob lips, like just so big and soft and wet and round and, and they come to the frat with their big red lips and kiss all our brothers’ chests, like leaving kiss marks on my abs and my muscles, and then I’m like, ‘You wanna go upstairs?,’ and, wait, sorry, gimme a second.” At this point, Reed briefly left the interview to “go to the bathroom” with his hands covering his crotch.
“Anyway,” Reed said as he sat back down, adjusting his shorts. “Now, it’s our turn to be sexy. You feel me?”
Reed, Brooks, and Jennings are taking applications for who will be their Hugh Hefner. They are seeking “pretty much any hot girl.” To apply, DM @playboyboytoys on Instagram.