Shaving Their Initials Into Your Pubes and Other Ways You Can Manifest Love this Valentine’s Day
Channel your feminine energy into something productive—like a man!
List of “Flagged” Words Grows to Include “Emilia Perez” and “Empathy” Among Others
In a report reviewed by The Rib, the infamous list appears to be growing with the terms “Green”, “Peer-Reviewed”, and “Twink” joining the ranks.
Brown Investment Group (BIG) Definitely Not Compensating for Anything
The Brown Investment Group, BIG, released a statement earlier this week to let everyone know that they’re definitely not compensating for anything. “I’m in BIG...
There Are Still Four More Days of Hanukkah. Mom, Dad, it’s Not Too Late to Get Me an Authentic 19th-Century Penny Farthing Bicycle.
As long as I can remember, I have only wanted to possess a single thing: an authentic 19th century penny farthing bicycle. As a child,...
10 Things To Do In Your Boring Ass Town Over Winter Break That Aren’t Spiraling in Your Childhood Bedroom or Getting Mad At Your Mom For No Reason
All activities were tested by yours truly and are guaranteed super fun! I'm still gonna spiral in my childhood bedroom and get mad at my...
Things That Are Only Okay When I Do Them
I'm just special!
What To Do If You’re Not Sure If You Saw a Football Team Fight Club Happening on the BioMed Terrace or If You Just Had a Weird Dream
I am Jack’s Enflamed Sense of Fear
BREAKING: The Democratic Party Releases New Lib-aru Car
A Green New Wheel, so to speak.
Help! I Think My Roommate Is a Mermaid from the H2O: Just Add Water Universe!
By the way they avoid washing dishes, there's naur denying it.
How to Politely Avoid Eye Contact With Your Friend Whose Eyes Are So Blue and Scary They Look AI-Generated
In a world of many terrors, few things are as unsettling as a person whose eyes are so blue and striking they seem to come...