The Toilet That Fought Back
It’s the first day of classes and you wake up from your three-hour slumber–hopefully a bit longer but probably not–ready to settle into your porcelain...
I-C-U-P, Or Do I?
In what some might dub a hilarious–and I might call horrifying–turn of events, I was convinced (read: coerced) to experiment with wearing adult diapers for...
How to Read The News Without Having The World’s Worst Emotional Meltdown
I used to love reading the news, but now I absolutely hate it. Why? Because everything sucks. In all seriousness, it can be really hard...
Whale Information I Now Have (And You Can Too)
I often look around and realize how little I know about the world. I take advantage of things simply because I see them every day....
How to Fit in With Your CS Friends (The Ultimate Guide)
Do you think Java is a fancy word for coffee and that Python is a random term for a snake? Are you more likely to...
Is My Depression Cured Or Am I Just Listening to Too Much Reggaeton?
It’s an easy mistake to make. One day, you’re walking down the street and see a couple holding hands, and somehow, instead of wishing them...
Monster Ball: Expectations vs Reality
Happy Halloween, you crazy teens! Before we get started, I’d just like to say, if you’re a senior graduating in May reading this article: get...
Rib Comic: Freshie’s First Costume Party
Image via Megan Pope
Which Brown Library Should You Cry In This Week?
Feeling sad today, my friends? But also, a little bit scholarly? Up your crying game by working those tear ducts at one of Brown’s campus’...
Rib Game: Monster M.A.S.H.
You know how to play! So draw a spooky spiral, pick your magic number, and find out your ~Supernatural Future~! Image via Sarah Clapp