The Refined Art of the FinkedIn
I’ll be perfectly, painfully honest: I don’t have a LinkedIn. As a young (relative), accomplished (debatable) woman of STEM, it genuinely pains me to say...
Dating In Middle School is Hard
It’s October. My room is getting cold, everybody seems to have someone to impose a couples costume onto, and I’m typing questions into Google such...
Life After Brown: How to Network
That good, good post-grad life is coming in hot, folks! Just a few more months until we’re finally pushed out of that bird’s nest (for...
8 Domestic Things That Make Me Wish I Wasn’t a Human
Like most of us, I had to help around the house while I was growing up. These “chores” included walking the dog, taking out the...
Rib Rant: Let’s Turn Off The Sun
For the past 23 years, there’s been nothing and nobody I’ve loved more than the sun. Through all my trans-continental moves, it’s always been there....
The Tragic Failure of an 89.4%
Have you ever been virtually at victory? So close to success? Fractions from fame? Almost at an accomplishment? Close to conquest? Spending way too long...
When Your 1 A.M. Booty Call of 10 Years Says “No More”…
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Things To Post On Facebook To Get Your Crush To Poke You Back After 8 Years
It’s been 8 years since you poked your 8th grade crush and you’ve been waiting patiently for him to respond to your flirtation. Since he obviously...
I Started Eating Lush Bath Bombs to Develop a Bubbly Personality!
This is my third year at Brown. It’s also my third year at Brown without a significant other. I can’t help but wonder what’s wrong...
Rib Rant: The Robots Are Here And They’re Out For Blood
At this point I’ve sat through enough Artificial Intelligence lectures to have a whole midterm about it, so I’m pretty confident in saying I do...