A Very Very Very Fine House Posted on April 24, 2017September 6, 2017 by Hannah Dylan Pasternak The only thing better than being a grownup is pretending to be a grownup. Actually, that is a lie. There are a lot of things...
Presenting: The Mailroom Posted on April 24, 2017October 6, 2017 by The Rib Brown can be a self-selective place. If you’re a freshman, you’re probably hanging out in Keeney or on Pembroke. If you’re involved in Greek Life...
We’re Obsessed With This Liquid Lipstick Collection Inspired by the Morrill Land-Grant Act of 1862 Posted on April 21, 2017September 6, 2017 by Allie Arnold The. Wait. Is. Over. After six torturous months, we’ve finally got our hands on them. And we’re never letting go. In case you haven’t heard/...
My Story: I Got a Record Deal from Humming in the Ratty Posted on April 21, 2017 by Kayla Kirk My trip to the Ratty started like any other. I got up from my table and started humming a tune the second my foot hit...
On Making the First Move Posted on April 19, 2017April 21, 2017 by Allie Greenberg I am a young, empowered, millennial woman, who no longer has the time to wait around. It’s 2017, so why shouldn’t I make the first...
Keeney Gym: An Exposé Posted on April 17, 2017 by Sarah Clapp Last year, I came to the conclusion that Keeney Gym is a nexus for strange happenings after witnessing two bizarre events there. These stories could...
A Millennial’s Guide to Meme Tagging Posted on April 16, 2017April 16, 2017 by Asha Franchi Have you ever been tagged in a meme? Or maybe you’ve wanted to tag your friend in a meme? I have decided to create “A...
Binge-Watching TV Addict or Seeker of Love? Posted on April 14, 2017April 14, 2017 by Allie Greenberg When I think of my ideal Saturday night, I don’t think of snuggling with a dreamy man, 6’4 with dark hair and matching dark eyes,...
People Who Throw Spaghetti Against the Wall to See if it’s Done Posted on April 13, 2017April 13, 2017 by Allie Arnold There are three big things that I remember seeing in the movies before I saw them in real life: sex, communion, and throwing spaghetti against...
CVS: Friend or Foe? Posted on April 13, 2017 by Caroline Zerilli I don’t exaggerate when I say that CVS is a haven. I float from aisle to aisle, rocking my headphones as I contemplate my latest...