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Hey, Uh, So We Let the Intern Write a Music Review and He Went a Little Crazy with the Metaphors

Posted on December 18, 2019January 12, 2025 by The Rib

Inspired loosely by this (absolutely wild) review of Dent May’s album in Paste Where to begin with Chopper Price’s new Album? It’s classic, but it...

Spotify Wrapped Secret Meanings

Posted on December 7, 2019December 7, 2019 by Suzanne A

Everyone will definitely think these things about me after they see this on my story!

What to Get Your Secret Santa Based on Vague Indications of What They Said That One Time You Talked

Posted on December 3, 2019December 3, 2019 by Gemma Ryu

Even Santa needs a list.

This Is NOT Fine

Posted on November 29, 2019November 29, 2019 by Suzanne A

Yeah, I'm a Senior. I don't just sit back and take it anymore. I complain that things aren't how I'd like them, and proceed to...

Secret Family Thanksgiving Specialties

Posted on November 28, 2019November 28, 2019 by Kendall Krantz

My right as a woman to cook for Thanksgiving is under attack.

The Sexual Magic of First Aid

Posted on November 25, 2019November 25, 2019 by Sara Caskey

The film industry has capitalized upon years of medically-themed foreplay, dressing up just before dressing down (wink).

Overthink This Text, and We’ll Give You a Half-Assed Reply a Couple Hours Later!

Posted on November 24, 2019November 24, 2019 by Zara Norman

Texting is easy, breezy, beautiful fun for us well-adjusted, super chill college students who overthink nothing, are super chill, well-adjusted and super chill.

I’m Writing This Article Because I Want To, Not Because It’s A Distraction From My Anxiety

Posted on November 22, 2019November 22, 2019 by Elisheva Goldberg

Do I have anxiety? Yes, maybe. Do I care? Usually, but not right now!

Diary of a Dinosaur During The Extinction

Posted on November 21, 2019November 21, 2019 by Gemma Ryu

I tried to convince a local group of pterosaurs of the danger but they denied it straight to my face, saying that "the ash cloud...

My Friend Fell in Love with Her Roommate and Somehow It’s Not a Disaster…Anymore

Posted on November 14, 2019November 14, 2019 by Lilly Snell

Having fallen for her best friend, Jack, Erica was waiting for the right moment to reveal her true feelings. Of course, in typical fashion, this...