This article is so much fun for me to write! That’s why I’m writing it, because it’s so much fun. I am having a good time as I type this.
I am not anxious! I’m not even thinking about my anxiety. Do I have anxiety? Yes, maybe. Do I care? Usually, but not right now! That’s what this article is for! A distraction from myself. Tailored to me! Specifically by and for me, the author.
What else is going on? Hmmm. Joke joke joke. Haha!
I am having so much fun! I am excited by how this is turning out. I am in fact having a good time. I am having a good time even though I am not usually having a good time. I think that it is brave of me to distract myself, brave and also necessary.
What could make this more fun? Maybe another joke. Haha, joke joke joke, funny! Haha.
Is this what having a stroke is like?
This article may not be something you enjoy–it probably isn’t. But that’s okay, reader, because it isn’t for you. It is for me, the author.
Is this article exposing? Will I want to show it to my parents? Should I be seeing a therapist? I don’t know and now these questions are stressing me out! My anxiety has returned. This is not as much fun as it used to be. I am not having a really good time aymore. I can’t even come up with another joke.
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