My 3:30 AM Routine to Avoid Seasonal Affective Disorder and Cabin Fever
I’ve decided to share my complete morning routine so you can all take notes.
The Four Stages of Being Told You Look Like John Oliver
You will wake up the next morning and look in the mirror, and you will think you look pretty. Then you will remember– no. You...
Go On, Hit the Communal Juul (You Know You Want To)
Go on, hit the communal Juul, don’t be a pussy. Look, everyone’s doing it.
No, He Won’t Get Those Bumps Checked Out: Ribbed for Your Pleasure
Is John using those ribbed condoms? Hell no, this here's some all-natural loving.
Don’t Read This Article Unless You’ve Voted
If you are within the first 100 donators, Donald Trump will send you a PERSONAL thank you and an open-mouth kiss.
Quiz: Presidential Campaign Email or Relative Asking For Money?
Vote and volunteer today guys.
Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for Showing Off Your Intellectual Dominance
Here are some ideas for costumes that are just the right amount of topical, quirky, and, most importantly, very obnoxious.
Brown Siren Labelled ‘Too Scary’, Voice to be Replaced with a Borat Impression
World is ending, very nice!
Venn Diagram of People Who Put Toddlers in Q’Anon Costumes and People Who Say Kids “Couldn’t Possibly Know They’re Gay Yet” Actually Just a Circle.
She was adamant that while she is not homophobic, she does not believe a child could possibly know he was gay until he was “at...
Oh No, Neurotypical Friend Just Diagnosed Herself with ADD
Last week the dirty dishes brought out her dormant OCD, but this time your friend is battling another, more damning self-diagnosis: ADD.