My Plan for World Peace
Trigger warning: references to men.
Advice to the Burgeoning Activist: Change Your Venmo Settings to Public
It’s clear that it's not fulfilling enough to simply be altruistic. You must ensure that the world knows you are altruistic.
Wow! This Girl’s Paper is So Overdue, She’s Legally Dead on Canvas
Oh Canvas, you slippery bitch.
Re: Troubleshooting your Rudy
We pride ourselves on creating hapless flunkies who do the bidding of an idiotic despot, and we are sorry to hear that this Rudy has...
New Remote Learning Tech Allows Teachers to Stand Uncomfortably in Front of Students
"I love virtual teacher!" - Real Child
Icebreaker Questions, Courtesy of Your Childhood Bedroom
Finally, a chance to show people the real you.
Yes, I Do Need 2,000 Photos of My Dog.
Plz venmo me $5 so I can get more phone storage.
My 3:30 AM Routine to Avoid Seasonal Affective Disorder and Cabin Fever
I’ve decided to share my complete morning routine so you can all take notes.
The Four Stages of Being Told You Look Like John Oliver
You will wake up the next morning and look in the mirror, and you will think you look pretty. Then you will remember– no. You...
Go On, Hit the Communal Juul (You Know You Want To)
Go on, hit the communal Juul, don’t be a pussy. Look, everyone’s doing it.