Bringin’ Bitchin’ Back
bitchin’ [bit-chin] adj. Not just great, but bad-ass fine. –The Zootramp of Urban Dictionary I have noticed a pattern on this campus – nay, across...
I’m an Adult and I Can’t Dress Myself
When do you really become an adult? Is it when you get your first real job? Sign your first least? Finally rent a car? Never?...
Phoneless: Lessons in Being a Hermit
After a rather random turn of events over the past few days, I suddenly found myself phoneless. As I hate Facebook chat (and social media...
PDA Duality: A Tale of Numbness and Phobia
When I imagined life in college, I dreamed of lounging on a sprawling green lawn laughing with incredibly diverse friends and watching other incredibly diverse...
What You Say Vs. What You’re Thinking When I Tell You I’m Writing a Thesis
What you say: You’re writing a thesis? What’s your major? What you’re thinking: I guess there’s no turning back from this conversation now. What you...
Oh, the Criers You’ll Meet!
We’ve all been in the position of sitting next to a crying friend, wondering what exactly should be done to make her stop sobbing. Telling...
Never Have I Ever Wanted to Play “Never Have I Ever”
I am at some social gathering and we end up playing “Never Have I Ever.” How this evening took a turn in this direction, I...
A Beginner’s Guide to Writing: The Crime Procedural
I know why you’re here. You’re here because you want to create a big-budget, smash-hit TV show and so you logically came here to this...
The Fresh Scent of Baby’ior
A fresh, youthful scent for women. Image via Dana Schwartz.
Advice For Long Distance Relationships With Dogs
I know my dog remembers me when I walk in the house after being away at school and he runs right past me to greet...