A Beginner’s Guide to Writing: The Crime Procedural
I know why you’re here. You’re here because you want to create a big-budget, smash-hit TV show and so you logically came here to this...
The Fresh Scent of Baby’ior
A fresh, youthful scent for women. Image via Dana Schwartz.
Advice For Long Distance Relationships With Dogs
I know my dog remembers me when I walk in the house after being away at school and he runs right past me to greet...
How to Say in Candy What You’re Too Polite to Say in Words
I first learned about the communicative power of candy when my first grade teacher passed out Smarties before a spelling test. Wow, I thought, sugar=...
In Favor of Being Facebook Friends with Moms
Out of my five closest friends, three are Facebook friends with their mothers and two are not; one is enthusiastically friends with other moms; one is...
10 Things That Are Super Cute (And Totally Shouldn’t Be)
1. Those tiny forks you get at fancy restaurants. Holy hell, it’s tiny. Why? Why is it so tiny? What food could possibly exist that...
The Ratty Crush
It is a universally acknowledged truth that any Brown gal of childbearing age must be in possession of a Ratty Crush. You know that...
College and Confrontation
One of the hallmarks of high school was drama. Beyond simple gossip, being a tween was about getting mad at people. There was a lot of...
What Your Blue Room Bread Selection Says About You
As someone who has worked in the Blue Room cafe for a whopping one and a third semester, I like to consider myself a bread...
A Letter to the Boy Who Dumped My Friend
by Sarah Master To the boy who broke up with my best friend – Hey dude! It’s been a while! How’s school? Do you have...