Watching the Bachelor Ironically and Non-ironically Loving It
Warning: Spoiler Alerts (don’t read if you don’t want to find out that Jade posed nude for Playboy. Sorry! Please don’t hurt me! I didn’t...
The Definitive Ranking of Box Wine
Whenever I strut confidently into the liquor store, I feel like I need to impress whoever is working behind the counter. Obviously this is totally...
2025 Oscar Predictions
Although many of us are still recovering from the highs and lows of the 87th Academy Awards, we must momentarily put our troubles aside and...
Feminizing Ben & Jerry’s
Let’s talk about ice cream. In particular, let’s talk about Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. I am a huge fan of their products, but when I...
Pros and Cons of Young Adult Life
There’s only one responsible way to handle a major life decision: by making a list comparing pros, cons, and other considerations. Here are your pros...
BuzzFeed Quizzes: An Exploration of Identity
A question that has haunted me for many a millennium is this: why do I spent 1,2, sometimes 10 hours a day taking an absolutely...
A Comprehensive List of Snow Day Rituals
Weather officials have predicted snow in Providence. Again. My real issue is that, with Saturday snow, there’s really no chance of a snow day as a reward...
Not Listening
HELLO to our lovely readers. The Rib is making all of the moves in all of the directions and launching our first ever original video content!...
Staring Contest: A Champion’s Guide to Staying That Way
Last spring, on one of those beautiful sunny days when you feel like the whole world is birthday cake and tulips, I was sitting on...
How-To: Acknowledge People at the Gym
There is only one thing worse than going to the gym, and it is seeing people at the gym. Generally, we don’t know what to...