It’s Going Down, I’m Yelling Tinder
I downloaded Tinder last weekend, and my phone is burning up! Seriously, I have an Android, and this app takes up so much battery; my...
Video Chat Charm School
There are very few joys associated with a long distance relationship. One of them, of course, is the freedom it gives you to let your...
An Open Letter to Mom: We’re Not Dating, We’re Just Co-Parents
Hey Mom, I know it’s been a while since I last called you, so I figured I would write you a letter on a public...
An Apology to Dog Walkers Whose Dogs I Notice Before Them
When walking on the sidewalk, it is general courtesy to smile or nod at your accompanying passerby in acknowledgement. I engage in these actions under...
I’m Too Young for JDate, But Thanks for the Suggestion Anyway: A Response to “Couplesplaining”
I was just introduced to a new term: couplesplaining. According to Kate Hakala’s article on mic.com, We’re Happy for You Guys, but Please Stop Couplesplaining,...
Not-so-guilty Pleasures
Confession time: I like country music. Like, a lot. There’s nothing better than driving down back roads with your windows down, blasting some country jams. If...
Wiping out in a Winter Wonderland
As a native swamp dweller (Floridian) I’ve spent my entire life far more preoccupied by my pit stains than I have been worrying about slipping and...
Why it’s Better to be a Senior Citizen than a Sophomore in College
A Day in the Life of My Grandma Or Why it’s Better to be a Senior Citizen than a Sophomore in College I spent last...
How to Lose a Roommate in Style
I recently learned about a certain Brown student who chose to switch roommates because the other person was keeping her up at night by—wait for it—crunching...
How to Poop in a Public Restroom While a Stranger is Doing Her Make-Up
You waltz into the restroom, ready for action. Ready for some good ol’ defecation meditation. You can already hear it rumbling, it’s so robust. When suddenly…...