What you say: You’re writing a thesis? What’s your major?
What you’re thinking: I guess there’s no turning back from this conversation now.
What you say: So what’s your specific topic?
What you’re thinking: I’ve no other choice but to humor you.
What you say: That field sounds really unique!
What you’re thinking: Out of all the possible theses, you couldn’t have cured cancer or something?
What you say: How does your data look?
What you’re thinking: Wait, is “theses” really the plural of “thesis” ?
What you say: You must be pretty busy!
What you’re thinking: My life is better than yours!
What you say: When is it due?
What you’re thinking: How much longer will my life be better than yours?
What you say: How long does it have to be?
What you’re thinking: Actually, my life will probably always be better than yours.
What you say: You don’t want to go into research but you’re doing an independent research project? No, that’s totally fine!
What you’re thinking: Your priorities are misplaced and I seriously question your judgment.
What you say: So, is that going to help you a job?
What you’re thinking: I’m sorry for you.
What you say: Do you want to grab dinner later?
What you’re thinking: I can leave you out of the reservation since you’re working on your thesis, right?
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