Princesses at Brunch
SNOW WHITE: Can we get another round of Bloody Marys please? Thanks. Ugh you guys I just can’t right now. My parents kicked me out....
I Met My Soulmate on a Subway Car
The New York City subway certainly has a lot of shortcomings. The stations are generally repulsive. The trains are arbitrarily delayed, and seemingly always when...
A User’s Guide to Rockstar Body Piercing
Last Wednesday I entered Rockstar Body Piercing on Thayer Street for the first time in my life, and it was a milestone to be sure....
How NOT to Give the Sex Talk
Oh no! You’ve got a pre-teen on your hands, and you’re going to have to give the sex talk! When did that happen?? If you’re...
Cold Weather Problems, and How to Cuddle Yourself
Word on the street says it’s cuffing season. And by street, I mean the New York Times. Yeah, I don’t know exactly when the NYT...
Annie Warner and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Doctor’s Appointment
Alice Morse Earle once said “every day might not be good, but there is something good in every day.” This is both a wonderful sentiment...
Getting Accepted into the Ivy League (Campus Story)
The Ivy League Campus Story. I know you’ve heard of it. I know you’re obsessed with it. Don’t try to hide it from me. I...
A Job-Seeker’s Guide to the Galaxy
As September rolled around and I made my plans for Brown, a brighter-eyed, bushier-tailed version of myself prepared countless resumes and cover letters for the...
“Going Off of That”: I HATE Section
I hate section. I always have. I always will. As a freshman, I used to think, “I Love College!” That is, until I learned that sections...
What it Feels Like to Receive Friend Requests from Upperclassmen
Despite priding myself on having a pretty good handle on life as a first-year in Brunonia (I’ve never been late to any of my small...