The Millennial Predicament
I resent being a millennial. I know that I can’t be held responsible for when I was born, but I can sense the disapproving gaze...
Magic Tree House: The Next Generation
Let’s start off with a little personal anecdote: the first chapter book I ever read was a Magic Tree House book, so they hold a special...
The Woes of Being a Spoiled Only Child
No one wants to listen to an only child talk about his or her problems. It’s a fact. Everyone has this idea that only children have the...
A Comprehensive Analysis of Carrel Writings at the Rock
Whenever I’m studying at a carrel in the Rock, I make sure to read everything people have written on it. I choose a different carrel every time,...
Justin Bieber Celebrates the Golden 50th Album: “Is That the Light?”
by Emily Adams Rolling Stone interview with Justin Bieber, April 2068 As Justin Bieber nears his 74th birthday, he is still the beloved teen heart-throb he was...
Confessions of a Compulsive Polaroid Addict
A little under a year ago, inspired by a myriad of aesthetically-pleasing Urban Outfitters ads and Tumblr posts, I asked for a Polaroid camera. My...
On Trashy Guilty Pleasures
The first thing anyone should know about me is that I’m a piece of shit. No, really. You don’t have to feel bad about it....
Rib Roundup: Halloween Costume Edition
by Ali Macleod Note: A previous version of this article neglected to include Annie Warner’s fucking kickass costumes. She gets to go first now, because...
Friendsgiving Recipes You Can Actually Make
Ah, Friendsgiving. A time to be grateful for never having to eat alone in the dining hall and for a core group of reliable likes...
Reading for Pleasure and Other Intimidating Feats
The Brown Bookstore bag rested gently atop my roommate’s embroidered duvet cover. The plastic was just opaque enough to keep me guessing about what was...