The Odyssey or: How Some Moron Ruins Everything Instead of Just Going Home
My freshman year of high school, we spent about a semester on The Odyssey. While it was a generally enjoyable experience, I have some lingering qualms about some...
Turkey-fy Your Fitness
by Emily Adams The stately turkey is a bird of elegance, a bird of being, truly the pinnacle of health and fitness. Follow in its...
Touching My Toes: An Unexpected Journey
I used to be pretty neurotic. College applications, SAT’s, high school drama, and the art of surviving teenage-dom all put me under a lot of stress....
Dear Aziz Ansari: A Real Girl’s Review of “Master of None”
Dear Aziz, Aziz, I’m a fan. Tom Haverford is the main boo, your stand-up makes me pee myself, and Modern Romance is a “sprightly” and...
Review: Kocostar Foot Therapy
A few weeks ago, filled with the selfish completely legitimate desire to pamper myself, I wandered into the Urban Outfitters on Thayer Street and headed...
The Rib Responds: Do boys not like funny girls?
by Hannah Pasternak I first started exercising my funny bone during my senior year of high school. The work out regimen was quick and surprisingly easy....
A Spontaneous Decision For the Sake of Justin Bieber, Al Roker, and Me
There is one adjective that best describes me: nervous. I am an extremely nervous/uptight/anxious/fill-in-other-synonym-here person. I have an intense fear of the unknown; I need...
Pass the Salt: What I’m Thankful for this Thanksgiving (In A Totally Not Salty Way)
Ah, Thanksgiving. A time for us all to continue to binge eat as we usually do – but with a valid excuse. A time for us to take...
The Case of the Killer Chairs
Head Detective Tristan Oakes swatted away the yellow crime scene tape as he entered the Keeney dorm room. It was a horrible sight, unlike anything...
This Winter’s Hottest Trend Is… Grandma!
Oversized sweaters, horn-rimmed glasses, and… clogs… oh my! This winter’s trendiest items seem all too familiar. Were they from Alexander Wang Fall/Winter 2008? No, that...