10 Colors that Prove Nail Polish is the New Men’s Deodorant
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that men’s deodorants have some of the most cringeworthy, outlandish scent names in existence. Scents like Wolfthorn, Power Rush, Phoenix, Ice...
New CDC Guidelines Instruct Hand-Washing to Tune of Bob Dylan’s “Murder Most Foul”
If it's a good idea for people to wash their hands for twenty seconds, it's probably an even better idea for them to wash them...
I wanna thank the Academy, I guess?
Yep, this is exactly what we asked for.
I’m Not A Bitch, I’m Just A Francophile
People hate me, but why? All I do is love France ! Is that such a «crime» ?
Ho Ho Ho I Am Santa And This Time It’s Not About You
Mrs. Claus is unhappy now that I start Christmas travelling. It has taken a toll on our marriage and our sex life. You cannot spell...
Hey, Uh, So We Let the Intern Write a Music Review and He Went a Little Crazy with the Metaphors
Inspired loosely by this (absolutely wild) review of Dent May’s album in Paste Where to begin with Chopper Price’s new Album? It’s classic, but it...
Yelp Reviews of Sarah Z.
“The best thing that has ever happened to me. She is my star and I am her sky. I never want to lose her. She...
Your Next Hookup: How to BLOW THEIR MIND
Try this: while kissing your partner passionately, keep your eyes open. If at any point your hookup partner opens their eyes to readjust, make sure...
Lucky For You, That’s What Bruno Mars Likes. Here’s What Happened to the Ones Who Weren’t So Lucky
Here are their names. These are their stories. Lest we forget.
Bed Bath & Beyond, Casper, Tempurpedic Facing Severe Charges: Aiding and Abedding Criminals
Companies have been providing not only mattresses to criminals, but also sheets, fitted sheets, duvets, throw pillows, and stuffed animals.