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The Brown Health Services Building Makes Me Feel Like a Mischievous Little Prep School Boy

The Brown Health Services Building Makes Me Feel Like a Mischievous Little Prep School Boy

Posted on April 4, 2018January 12, 2025 by The Rib
I may be a college-age woman who went to a public, co-ed high school with no school uniform and no framed paintings of 18th century...
My Day from Hell

My Day from Hell

Posted on April 3, 2018April 4, 2018 by Mira Ortegon
Alternatively, a day in my life if every little thing that made me unreasonably uncomfortable happened to me on the same day because they actually...
Spring Break Acceptance Speech

Spring Break Acceptance Speech

Posted on March 23, 2018March 22, 2018 by Caroline Zerilli
*Applause* *Whistles* *Shouts* Wow, thank you all so much. *Sheds a tear* You can stop clapping now. Actually don’t. *Winks* *Audience laughs* *Camera zooms towards...
6 Reasons Why Blueno is The New Ra

6 Reasons Why Blueno is The New Ra

Posted on March 21, 2018March 21, 2018 by Sofia Frohna
It’s time we pointed out the obvious! Here are six very solid and well-researched reasons as to why everyone’s favorite bear sculpture is the new...
It’s Not You, Brown. It’s Me.

It’s Not You, Brown. It’s Me.

Posted on March 20, 2018March 20, 2018 by Caroline Zerilli
cw: body image I wish I could navigate the JWW stairwell with the stealth and speed of a snow leopard, instead of feeling like a...
To-Do List Of A Procrastinator

To-Do List Of A Procrastinator

Posted on March 19, 2018 by The Rib
Due: two weeks ago __clean yo room  overdue __watch lecture captures from those two lectures you missed because you were cramming for a physics exam ...
Kabob & Curry Naan Addiction Named a Public Health Crisis

Kabob & Curry Naan Addiction Named a Public Health Crisis

Posted on March 18, 2018 by Mira Ortegon
Thursday, March 15, 4:00 PM Blue Room, Brown University The Center for Disease Control has officially named Kabob & Curry naan addiction a public health...
How I’ve Injured Myself at Brown

How I’ve Injured Myself at Brown

Posted on March 13, 2018 by Isa Lovelace
Image via Isa Lovelace. 
So You’re a Full-Time Student With a Full-Size Dog

So You’re a Full-Time Student With a Full-Size Dog

Posted on March 12, 2018 by Caroline Zerilli
Hey girl. What gives? I saw you on the Main Green last week during that is-it-too-good-to-be-true-yes-it-is warm day. You were hanging with your friends, rocking...
Clubs to Start if The Ones at Brown Already Aren’t Niche Enough for You

Clubs to Start if The Ones at Brown Already Aren’t Niche Enough for You

Posted on March 12, 2018 by Gabriela Ramos Tavarez
A quick visit to the Activities Fair will show that Brown is nowhere near short on clubs, teams, and organizations to join. A capella? Brown has...

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