He’s Not Like Other Guys, He’s a Super-Spreader
His smile is contagious, his laughter infectious... he totally takes my breath away!
This Valentine’s Day I’d Like Dinner and a Kiss and Haha So Like What Are We Though???
I’m really not asking for anything over-the-top or complicated! But also like, it’s our third date and Valentine’s Day so I guess what I’m trying...
Wow! This Girl’s Paper is So Overdue, She’s Legally Dead on Canvas
Oh Canvas, you slippery bitch.
Icebreaker Questions, Courtesy of Your Childhood Bedroom
Finally, a chance to show people the real you.
Go On, Hit the Communal Juul (You Know You Want To)
Go on, hit the communal Juul, don’t be a pussy. Look, everyone’s doing it.
Brown Siren Labelled ‘Too Scary’, Voice to be Replaced with a Borat Impression
World is ending, very nice!
Oh No, Neurotypical Friend Just Diagnosed Herself with ADD
Last week the dirty dishes brought out her dormant OCD, but this time your friend is battling another, more damning self-diagnosis: ADD.
Professor Figures She Can Skip 9am and Watch Lecture Capture Just This Once
"We’ve all skipped our fair share of classes to watch Lecture Capture in bed, so I honestly can’t blame her.”
Student Hospitalised After Seeing Side Profile
Given that her snotlocker is her centre of gravity, she took a swift nose-dive to the ground.
Kevin from Your Humanities Seminar Wants to Know if He “Could, Like, Paint You Sometime?”
"Quarantine has been really hard on me and my guitar, Linus, but we've been finding solace lately in different artistic endeavors."