Wow! This Girl’s Paper is So Overdue, She’s Legally Dead on Canvas
Oh Canvas, you slippery bitch.
Icebreaker Questions, Courtesy of Your Childhood Bedroom
Finally, a chance to show people the real you.
Go On, Hit the Communal Juul (You Know You Want To)
Go on, hit the communal Juul, don’t be a pussy. Look, everyone’s doing it.
Brown Siren Labelled ‘Too Scary’, Voice to be Replaced with a Borat Impression
World is ending, very nice!
Oh No, Neurotypical Friend Just Diagnosed Herself with ADD
Last week the dirty dishes brought out her dormant OCD, but this time your friend is battling another, more damning self-diagnosis: ADD.
Professor Figures She Can Skip 9am and Watch Lecture Capture Just This Once
"We’ve all skipped our fair share of classes to watch Lecture Capture in bed, so I honestly can’t blame her.”
Student Hospitalised After Seeing Side Profile
Given that her snotlocker is her centre of gravity, she took a swift nose-dive to the ground.
Kevin from Your Humanities Seminar Wants to Know if He “Could, Like, Paint You Sometime?”
"Quarantine has been really hard on me and my guitar, Linus, but we've been finding solace lately in different artistic endeavors."
Nodes and Noses
I could not have been an Engineer.
Guy Who “Never Does This” Actually Always Does This
Daniel was just trying to be a nice guy, why did you have to go and make things weird? #notallmen