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OP-ED: I’m a Shop(ping period)-aholic. This is my story.

OP-ED: I’m a Shop(ping period)-aholic. This is my story.

Posted on October 6, 2021October 6, 2021 by Ari Brown
Though I have no intention to take any of these courses, I am at ease knowing I am now guaranteed a precious spot in them,...
Off-Campus Housing Search Ruining Friendships Slowly

Off-Campus Housing Search Ruining Friendships Slowly

Posted on April 22, 2021October 6, 2021 by Malini Narayan
My bitch ass friends are trying to steal my lease.
New Brown Study Finds That the Bar Is At an All-Time Low

New Brown Study Finds That the Bar Is At an All-Time Low

Posted on April 18, 2021October 6, 2021 by Zara Norman
For me, it's like... I hope he's kind? And maybe he doesn't assault me.
Thinking of Posting About Abortion on Dear Blueno? Here are 12 Things To Do Instead!

Thinking of Posting About Abortion on Dear Blueno? Here are 12 Things To Do Instead!

Posted on April 8, 2021October 6, 2021 by Olympe Scherer
Posting will not change anybody's mind about the topic, the same way that having an opinion about Andrew's pho will not get you closer to...
Breaking News: The Rib to Accept Male Members

Breaking News: The Rib to Accept Male Members

Posted on April 1, 2021April 1, 2021 by The Rib
Breaking News!

Lesbian Alignment Chart Based on Specific Queers I’ve Met at Brown

Posted on March 12, 2021March 12, 2021 by Liana Haigis
You know who you are.
How Your Personality Changes With the Color of Your LEDs

How Your Personality Changes With the Color of Your LEDs

Posted on March 10, 2021March 10, 2021 by Malini Narayan
Man, I'm just trying to feel something.
PoliSci Professor Excited to Tell Class Etymology of “Gerrymandering” for Third Time This Semester

PoliSci Professor Excited to Tell Class Etymology of “Gerrymandering” for Third Time This Semester

Posted on March 3, 2021March 3, 2021 by Ari Brown
“I mean, come on, Governor Elbridge Gerry drawing a salamander-shaped district so he could keep Republicans in power in Massachusetts? It doesn’t get more riveting...
He’s Not Like Other Guys, He’s a Super-Spreader

He’s Not Like Other Guys, He’s a Super-Spreader

Posted on February 24, 2021February 24, 2021 by Zara Norman
His smile is contagious, his laughter infectious... he totally takes my breath away!
This Valentine’s Day I’d Like Dinner and a Kiss and Haha So Like What Are We Though???

This Valentine’s Day I’d Like Dinner and a Kiss and Haha So Like What Are We Though???

Posted on February 12, 2021February 12, 2021 by Elisheva Goldberg
I’m really not asking for anything over-the-top or complicated! But also like, it’s our third date and Valentine’s Day so I guess what I’m trying...

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