How to Politely Avoid Eye Contact With Your Friend Whose Eyes Are So Blue and Scary They Look AI-Generated
In a world of many terrors, few things are as unsettling as a person whose eyes are so blue and striking they seem to come...
10 Costumes So Politically Correct, Even Your Wokest Friends Will Be Impressed
Every year, white people never cease to amaze me with the offensiveness of their Halloween costumes. Like seriously, who raised you? Just remember: no dressing...
My Advice For Neurotypicals Struck By the Adderall Shortage
please, sir, may I have some more?
10 Ways to Heal Your Inner Child
Are you feeling lost and alone? Do not fear. I have a simple 10 step process that will cure all your woes. You must heal...
20 Things Easier to Navigate Than the Brown Housing Lottery
It's one of Brown’s most opaque administrative wonders.
Venmo Requesting Your Male Friends for $0.16 and Other Ways to Celebrate Women’s History Month
What’s not to love about March? There are the first signs of Spring, Pisces season, and — most importantly — Women’s History Month! As a...
5 Must-Haves for University Presidents This Holiday Season
A handy gift guide for these PR-atrocities personified.
Campus buzz: Hypothetically, if everyone found out you ordered a sex toy to the mailroom, WWYD?
Now every snail mail fan knows that you like to *ahem* “polish the pearl” and just how you like to do it.
Dear Free Inquiry at Brown, Please Bring My Problematic Faves to Campus
I do not condone any of the harmful statements and actions by those mentioned in this article.
How to Communicate that You’re Gay When You Don’t Know How to Dress
Let an unfashionable, straight-looking lesbian tell YOU how to wear your sexuality on your sleeve (but, like, without actually wearing anything of substance).