Rib Roundup: Halloween Costume Edition
by Ali Macleod Note: A previous version of this article neglected to include Annie Warner’s fucking kickass costumes. She gets to go first now, because...
Friendsgiving Recipes You Can Actually Make
Ah, Friendsgiving. A time to be grateful for never having to eat alone in the dining hall and for a core group of reliable likes...
Reading for Pleasure and Other Intimidating Feats
The Brown Bookstore bag rested gently atop my roommate’s embroidered duvet cover. The plastic was just opaque enough to keep me guessing about what was...
Long Live Lincoln Chafee
I used to think the world was full of only chaos, destruction, sadness, death…until that fateful night of October 13th, 2015. The Democratic Debate would change...
First Timer’s Guide to the Nelson
Let me tell you something: I am innately distrustful of gyms. They conjure up images of sweaty bros snarling as they bench-press two hundred pound...
If Reality TV Represented Real Life
There’s something magical and irresistible about the world of reality television. These individuals live their lives with such drama and intensity that they draw me...
The Importance of Experimenting
As I’ve mentioned previously, tying yourself down to an exclusive bae is not the best idea during your first semester in college. With the social pressures...
Ask Me About My Leg Hair
Halloween is over, and normally I would be bummed. While early fall is marked by mild weather, vibrant leaves, and spooky festivities, the latter half...
Letter to Name-Ruiners Everywhere
Father: Would you believe that’s our baby girl? She looks just like you. Mother: What should we name her? Father: How about…Amy? Mother: Oooh, sorry,...
What to Do With Your Halloween Candy
It’s November 1. You’re lying in your bed (possibly hungover from last night’s festivities), enjoying that extra hour of Daylight Savings Time, when suddenly, your...