Life & Other Drugs – Page 60

YOU WON’T BELIEVE THESE PICTURES PROVING PARANORMAL PRESENCE AT BROWN

Posted on November 1, 2015December 11, 2017 by Kristina DeGarbanzobean

Enough with this candy everywhere and dressing-up-as-slutty-Christina-Paxson nonsense. Brown is one of the SCARIEST places in the world for Halloween, AND all other times too. No...

Picking the Perfect Halloween Costume

Posted on October 31, 2015October 2, 2016 by The Rib

by Crystal Kim I could start by blaming my parents for not instilling a passion for Halloween costume creativity as a young child. But ultimately,...

Halloween: The Most Stressful Time of the Year

Posted on October 30, 2015May 10, 2016 by Nicole Martinez

The spookiest (or spoopiest, depending on how in tune you are with the internet) time of year is approaching and, honestly? I’m just stressed out...

MOO! Trick-or-Treating in Small-Town Rural America

Posted on October 30, 2015May 10, 2016 by Elizabeth McClellan

If you’ve never been to small-town rural America, you are missing out on really good corn and potatoes, traffic jams caused exclusively by slow tractors,...

Two-Wheeling Trick o’ Treating

Posted on October 30, 2015October 3, 2016 by The Rib

by Emily Adams Relationships are rare these days among our generation, especially given the increased college hookup scene. Commitment, pft. But if you are one of the lucky...

To Anyone Who Has Ever Handed a Child a Box of Raisins for Halloween

Posted on October 29, 2015May 10, 2016 by Yuri Iwahara

Dear Boxed Baby Raisin Loving Neighbors, Oh, Halloween. I look back on my childhood memories of trick or treating very fondly. At the end of the night, my...

Breaking News: People Search for Porn on Google

Posted on October 29, 2015September 18, 2016 by Ali MacLeod

by Ali MacLeod I love Google. I use it every day of my life. It can answer every question I have, from “Where’s the nearest Starbucks?”...

Important! Halloween PSA

Posted on October 28, 2015May 10, 2016 by Monika Rajagopalan

This is going to be the best Halloween ever. You’ve had your costume planned for at least a month. The idea came to you suddenly,...

Open Letter to the People Who Don’t Text Back – Parents Edition

Posted on October 28, 2015May 10, 2016 by Abby Espiritu

To my parents, who don’t always text back right away: this letter is for you. Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Abby, there are days...

The United States vs. the Candy Corn States

Posted on October 27, 2015May 9, 2016 by Elizabeth Purington

Dear Oregon, Wyoming, Tennessee, Texas, and South Carolina, It’s us, the other forty-five states. We know what you did. We saw the map. You picked...