What it Feels Like to Receive Friend Requests from Upperclassmen
Despite priding myself on having a pretty good handle on life as a first-year in Brunonia (I’ve never been late to any of my small...
What’s In A Name? Deconstructing “Homebody”
by Crystal Kim I’m a major homebody. Phew! The cat’s out of the bag. I speak of being a homebody as if it is a...
Chronicles of the Post-Halloween Pumpkin
I know what you’re thinking — another Halloween article?! But if the following isn’t proof that Halloween spookiness continues long after the 31st, I don’t know what...
If you suffer from Resting Bitch Face Syndrome, Hisfacin may be the answer
Do people tend to judge you as bitchy, pretentious, or cold when they’ve never actually met you? Have men described you as unapproachable or unnecessarily...
The Exorcist: DIY
One often hears the phrase “exercising is important“. Unless you happen to be Linda Blair, you probably hear the phrase “exorcising is important” far less...
The Millennial Predicament
I resent being a millennial. I know that I can’t be held responsible for when I was born, but I can sense the disapproving gaze...
The Woes of Being a Spoiled Only Child
No one wants to listen to an only child talk about his or her problems. It’s a fact. Everyone has this idea that only children have the...
Justin Bieber Celebrates the Golden 50th Album: “Is That the Light?”
by Emily Adams Rolling Stone interview with Justin Bieber, April 2068 As Justin Bieber nears his 74th birthday, he is still the beloved teen heart-throb he was...
Confessions of a Compulsive Polaroid Addict
A little under a year ago, inspired by a myriad of aesthetically-pleasing Urban Outfitters ads and Tumblr posts, I asked for a Polaroid camera. My...
On Trashy Guilty Pleasures
The first thing anyone should know about me is that I’m a piece of shit. No, really. You don’t have to feel bad about it....