Confessions of a Zillow Addict Posted on April 21, 2016May 9, 2016 by Sam Crausman I like to think of myself as a financially rational human being. In the future, I envision living in an average-sized home, nothing too showy or...
Ask Me About My Recessive Jaw Posted on April 20, 2016May 9, 2016 by Allie Greenberg Just when I thought all my dental problems were over, another issue arises. Despite the fact that I had braces six times, my teeth, like...
I Was Sexy (and Then I Finished Reading) Posted on April 19, 2016May 9, 2016 by Kayla Kirk I discovered my sensuality in the Ratty. No, this is not a joke. On a chilly Saturday morning, I sat down to breakfast in the...
Will The Real Lorne Michaels Please Stand Up? Posted on April 19, 2016June 11, 2019 by The Rib Over spring break, I happened to casually coincidentally walk past 30 Rock at 1:20 AM on a Saturday night, right as SNL was letting out....
Buying Spring Weekend Tickets: A Time Log Posted on April 19, 2016May 9, 2016 by Purvi Goel I think the process of buying Spring Weekend tickets is stressful and annoying for everyone. It seems that website crashes are a dime...
On Turning Twenty Posted on April 19, 2016May 10, 2016 by Elizabeth McClellan A few weeks ago, I turned the big two-oh. I think that in an unfortunate oversight, we as a society often fail to appreciate the...
Is Everyone Having Sex Without Me? Posted on April 18, 2016May 9, 2016 by Daniella Balarezo I have found that the idiom “the walls have ears” applies weirdly and surprisingly well to university life. Last year in my freshmen dorm, I...
Commitment Issues with Netflix Posted on April 15, 2016May 9, 2016 by Francesca Lim Dear Netflix, Hey, it’s me again. I know we haven’t seen each other in while, but I’ve been doing some thinking on my own. Our...
All Aboard the Hype Train Posted on April 14, 2016May 10, 2016 by Purvi Goel I don’t really play video games. I don’t mean that in a condescending way. I just don’t. But because I don’t live under a rock,...
I Watched Like Every Leonardo DiCaprio Movie Over Spring Break and This Is What I Learned Posted on April 13, 2016May 9, 2016 by Sam Crausman Ah, my first ever college spring break. I couldn’t wait to get drunk and party! Quick note: “drunk” for me means drinking Martinelli’s Sparkling...