Some Sad Couplets from the Apple in my Fridge.
What I thought would be a regular ol’ Tuesday afternoon, filled with inappropriately timed naps and scheduled mental breakdowns, was sent for a whirl when...
So You Have a Fancy Camera
I work as a film and marketing intern and have recently gained access to a Canon DSLR Rebel t5i that I use for my job. Getting...
An Ode to My Middle School Alter Ego
The only large writing project I’ve ever finished was a collection of short stories I wrote in middle school. I acknowledge how tragic it is...
S-train-ger Danger
Last week, I headed to the train station for the commute home only to discover that my train was delayed. Naively assuming that this meant...
Milla Bizzotto, Making Millennials Everywhere Feel Terrible About Themselves
Milla Star Bizzotto is a superhuman child who, at 9 years old, is fitter than I have ever been in my 20 years of life...
Hi Mom, It’s Me, Your Garbage Daughter
by Ali MacLeod I’m sorry, Mom. You’ve always been a good mother to me and my sisters. You did everything right. You showered us with...
The Psychic Is In
Universally, psychics have a really bad rep. A simple Google search reveals the general attitude towards the profession, with articles such as this: “I Was One of America’s...
The Winds: A Near Death Encounter
by Emily Adams Today, I battled the elements and nearly lost. But to my surprise, I still remain here on Earth, opposed to whatever cloud I...
What’s On My Re-Vision Board?
It’s that time of year again—the time to realize that you’ve broken all of your New Years Resolutions. I was supposed to meditate every morning...
I Walked in on a Boy Pooping (And You Can Too!)
I don’t want to alarm you, but I woke up to a boy pooping. Yes, I rolled out of bed on Thursday, ready for a...