LinkedIn is My Ex-boyfriend’s Preferred Platform for Stalking Me
LinkedIn stalking is nothing like Facebook stalking. It’s actually the LEAST CHILL way to find out information about someone. If you have a LinkedIn account,...
20 Convenient Places to Put Your Anger When a Man Tells You to Calm Down
Ah. The tranquil things in life. A warm bubble bath, a soft blanket, a quiet morning accompanied by coffee and crossword. And oh yes, how...
The Plight of a Financially Inept College Kid
Maybe it’s a delayed reaction to all of the free credit report commercials on TV interspersed between my childhood SpongeBob viewings, but I have recently...
The Foul Beast That Is The Monster Energy Drink
You’re in the Blue Room and it’s been a day, so you’re looking for a little pick-me-up. And then you see it…The fluorescent “M” emblazoned...
A Call for Sweatpants Culture at Brown University
I’m into fashion. I enjoy style. And I believe that everyone is entitled to wear what makes them feel comfortable and what brings them joy!...
Penmanship
What’s up? I’m Suzanne, I’m 20, and I never fucking learned how to write (said in the cadence of this vine)! I somehow managed to...
Old MacDonald Had a Dorm
In imagining my perfect junior year life, my mental wanderings have all included two key features: (1.) living off-campus (2.) with some sort of creature-companion....
Hot Takes on Love and Juice from My Fever Dream
Listen up, world. It’s Dana here, your girl. Long time, no see—and by “long time” I mean approximately the last 24 hours and by “no...
5 Ways To Convey You’re Queer That Definitely Aren’t Just “Wear Lots of Flannels”
Recently, VICE published a piece called “Let’s End Flannel as a Lesbian Signifier Once and for All,” in which Erin Sullivan, the author and presumable...