Which One of You Bitches Sold Us Out to the White Witch for Turkish Delights
I know it was one of you bitches. It’s the only explanation. The only feasible reason for two giant snowstorms in one month is that...
Oops! Snow Plowing Budget Spent on Andrews Bento Boxes
On February 23rd, the city of Providence received a record 37.9 inches of snow. Students across campus rejoiced after learning they would receive a snow...
Heartbreaking: Man in Dry Spell Really Looking Forward To Naked Donut Run Misses It
He got on Sidechat to complain right away too, fucking freak.
Friend Who Eats Jo’s Salad Would Also Eat Compost If Given The Chance
Yeah…I’ll get spinach, cantaloupe, feta, grapes, and uhh…yeah you can put an egg on it, ranch dressing is fine
Morgan and Her Friend Linus Seeking 2 Other Current Juniors to Join Their Housing Group for Next Year (This is Not a Joke)
Just to be upfront, they want a suite but lowkey don't want to live in Danoff or Chen because Morgan doesn't get cell service there....
Girl Wearing Cowboy Boots Doesn’t Even Remember the Alamo
Not even that bolo tie and copious amounts of denim can hide who she really is: a coastal elite.
Dining Halls Add Tip Option to Cover Budget Deficit
Now, after you swipe into the Ratty, workers are mandated to turn an iPad screen around and display options for a 20%, 67%, or 200%...
Fuck You SAO! Here’s How We Hazed Our New Members
Did you really think your “Stand Up to Hazing” module was going to stop us? That’s cute, but fuck you! Here’s how we hazed our...
Providence Place Mall Now a 14,000 Bed, 2,000 Bath Off-Campus House Available for Rent Starting June 1, 2026
Having trouble finding off-campus housing for your large friend group? Look no further. This spacious 14,000 bed, 2,000 bath multi-level townhouse on Providence Pl just...
The Rib Reveals Even More University Committees: Applications for SLORP, SIGMA, BUTT Open Now
The Rib saw ACURM, BUCC, and PAWG, and thought “what if we just kept putting more letters together?”