Virgin Bruno Leader Facilitates Culture of Consent Meeting with Freshman Who Had Threesome in Andrews Gender Neutral Bathroom Last Night
Very Open Curriculum of them to not require sex as a prerequisite to teaching Sex Ed tbh!
CPax Retirement? Here Are The Rib’s Top Picks for Her Replacement
The question everyone is asking: Who will replace the illustrious Christina Paxson and continue her profound legacy? Here at The Rib, we have gathered a...
Stoned Tour Guide Claims 14 Stories of SciLi Represent 14 Letters of the Alphabet
On an April 20th afternoon tour that definitely should have been postponed or cancelled, senior Brown tour guide, Mary Jane, proudly proclaimed that the 14...
Faunce Arch Preacher Just Doing Rejection Therapy
As I started to walk back to my dorm after a grueling 9 a.m. class in Sayles hall, I heard one of my least favorite...
Which One of You Bitches Sold Us Out to the White Witch for Turkish Delights
I know it was one of you bitches. It’s the only explanation. The only feasible reason for two giant snowstorms in one month is that...
Oops! Snow Plowing Budget Spent on Andrews Bento Boxes
On February 23rd, the city of Providence received a record 37.9 inches of snow. Students across campus rejoiced after learning they would receive a snow...
Heartbreaking: Man in Dry Spell Really Looking Forward To Naked Donut Run Misses It
He got on Sidechat to complain right away too, fucking freak.
Friend Who Eats Jo’s Salad Would Also Eat Compost If Given The Chance
Yeah…I’ll get spinach, cantaloupe, feta, grapes, and uhh…yeah you can put an egg on it, ranch dressing is fine
Morgan and Her Friend Linus Seeking 2 Other Current Juniors to Join Their Housing Group for Next Year (This is Not a Joke)
Just to be upfront, they want a suite but lowkey don't want to live in Danoff or Chen because Morgan doesn't get cell service there....
Girl Wearing Cowboy Boots Doesn’t Even Remember the Alamo
Not even that bolo tie and copious amounts of denim can hide who she really is: a coastal elite.