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Providence Place Mall Now a 14,000 Bed, 2,000 Bath Off-Campus House Available for Rent Starting June 1, 2026

Providence Place Mall Now a 14,000 Bed, 2,000 Bath Off-Campus House Available for Rent Starting June 1, 2026

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Gianna Rocchio
Having trouble finding off-campus housing for your large friend group? Look no further.  This spacious 14,000 bed, 2,000 bath multi-level townhouse on Providence Pl just...
The Rib Reveals Even More University Committees: Applications for SLORP, SIGMA, BUTT Open Now

The Rib Reveals Even More University Committees: Applications for SLORP, SIGMA, BUTT Open Now

Posted on September 8, 2025 by Lily Coffman
The Rib saw ACURM, BUCC, and PAWG, and thought “what if we just kept putting more letters together?”
Brown Caves to Trump Administration After Students Host Single Hour-Long Rally Specifically Asking Them Not To 

Brown Caves to Trump Administration After Students Host Single Hour-Long Rally Specifically Asking Them Not To 

Posted on August 30, 2025 by Indigo Mudbhary
Over the summer, Brown announced it had struck a deal with the Trump administration in order to unfreeze federal research funds. Many students were outraged,...
Gender Reassignment Surgery? At Brown?? And Nobody Told Me???

Gender Reassignment Surgery? At Brown?? And Nobody Told Me???

Posted on August 2, 2025 by Morgan Anderson
Title IX taketh away before we could even get on the table. Smh.
Thank God You Go to Brown, Because This Essay Wouldn’t Fly Anywhere Else

Thank God You Go to Brown, Because This Essay Wouldn’t Fly Anywhere Else

Posted on May 15, 2025 by Emily Farmer
Brown University has always been known as the ‘weird’ Ivy, but I didn’t know we were known as the school of “freaky-ahh” sexually repressed incels....
Student Takes Too Much Allergy Medicine, Reports Seeing CPax’s Dog Holding a Knife

Student Takes Too Much Allergy Medicine, Reports Seeing CPax’s Dog Holding a Knife

Posted on May 1, 2025April 30, 2025 by Julien Griswold
He's here to inquire about your car's extended warranty.
SJP Reinstated on Campus

SJP Reinstated on Campus

Posted on April 9, 2025 by Sophia Plaschke
After a controversial suspension, SJP returns to Brown.
Anti-DEI Legislation Ends Gendered Spaces—So Now I’m Rushing Lantern

Anti-DEI Legislation Ends Gendered Spaces—So Now I’m Rushing Lantern

Posted on April 4, 2025 by Sophia Plaschke
Recent anti-DEI legislation has mandated the end of single-gendered student groups, citing Title IX and the 2023 affirmative action case as the legal foundation. The...
The British Are Coming! Spectrum Britain to Open on Thayer Street

The British Are Coming! Spectrum Britain to Open on Thayer Street

Posted on March 16, 2025 by Sophia Plaschke
Watch out, Thayer Street! Spectrum Britain is the hottest new retail sensation specializing in British culture. If Spectrum India’s assortment of Tibetan singing bowls, Buddha...

Faunce First Floor Restroom To Become Exclusive Berlin Nightclub, Bear-Ghain.

Posted on March 13, 2025March 12, 2025 by Daniella Coyle
Have you ever used the women’s restroom on the first floor of Faunce? If your answer is ‘yes,’ then you’ve no doubt navigated the mysterious...

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