Dining Halls Add Tip Option to Cover Budget Deficit
Now, after you swipe into the Ratty, workers are mandated to turn an iPad screen around and display options for a 20%, 67%, or 200%...
Fuck You SAO! Here’s How We Hazed Our New Members
Did you really think your “Stand Up to Hazing” module was going to stop us? That’s cute, but fuck you! Here’s how we hazed our...
Providence Place Mall Now a 14,000 Bed, 2,000 Bath Off-Campus House Available for Rent Starting June 1, 2026
Having trouble finding off-campus housing for your large friend group? Look no further. This spacious 14,000 bed, 2,000 bath multi-level townhouse on Providence Pl just...
The Rib Reveals Even More University Committees: Applications for SLORP, SIGMA, BUTT Open Now
The Rib saw ACURM, BUCC, and PAWG, and thought “what if we just kept putting more letters together?”
Brown Caves to Trump Administration After Students Host Single Hour-Long Rally Specifically Asking Them Not To
Over the summer, Brown announced it had struck a deal with the Trump administration in order to unfreeze federal research funds. Many students were outraged,...
Gender Reassignment Surgery? At Brown?? And Nobody Told Me???
Title IX taketh away before we could even get on the table. Smh.
Thank God You Go to Brown, Because This Essay Wouldn’t Fly Anywhere Else
Brown University has always been known as the ‘weird’ Ivy, but I didn’t know we were known as the school of “freaky-ahh” sexually repressed incels....
Student Takes Too Much Allergy Medicine, Reports Seeing CPax’s Dog Holding a Knife
He's here to inquire about your car's extended warranty.
SJP Reinstated on Campus
After a controversial suspension, SJP returns to Brown.
Anti-DEI Legislation Ends Gendered Spaces—So Now I’m Rushing Lantern
Recent anti-DEI legislation has mandated the end of single-gendered student groups, citing Title IX and the 2023 affirmative action case as the legal foundation. The...