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How to Avoid Getting Lice in Your 20-Person Spring Break Airbnb

How to Avoid Getting Lice in Your 20-Person Spring Break Airbnb

Posted on March 21, 2025March 20, 2025 by Gianna Rocchio
With spring break coming up, I want to remind us all of the most dangerous threat that comes with unaccompanied college students drunkenly wandering the...
Flat Rat Welcome Mat: Transitioning into the Post-Spring Break World

Flat Rat Welcome Mat: Transitioning into the Post-Spring Break World

Posted on April 3, 2019April 3, 2019 by Joyce Lee
In typical New England fashion, the last day of spring break greeted me with rain like British tears after the revolution, and skies as grey...
Spring Break Acceptance Speech

Spring Break Acceptance Speech

Posted on March 23, 2018March 22, 2018 by Caroline Zerilli
*Applause* *Whistles* *Shouts* Wow, thank you all so much. *Sheds a tear* You can stop clapping now. Actually don’t. *Winks* *Audience laughs* *Camera zooms towards...
The Dangers of Online Bikini Shopping

The Dangers of Online Bikini Shopping

Posted on April 27, 2017October 6, 2017 by The Rib
I hate online shopping. I don’t understand how people do it. The clothes never look as good as they did online, or they don’t fit,...
How I Spent My Spring Break

How I Spent My Spring Break

Posted on April 7, 2017April 7, 2017 by Leeron Lempel
Okay, so here’s what happened. Ryan and his brother Trey got busted for trying to steal a car. Because Ryan was still a minor, a...
Solo Spring Breaker

Solo Spring Breaker

Posted on March 24, 2017March 25, 2017 by Asha Franchi
I’m about to experience my first spring break as a college student. I’ve seen all those quintessential movies about people going crazy during spring break....
Choose Your Own Spring Break Adventure

Choose Your Own Spring Break Adventure

Posted on March 17, 2017March 17, 2017 by Nicole Martinez
Spring break is just around the corner folks! I hope you’ve all figured out your plans! If not, I’ve crafted this handy choose your own...
I Watched Like Every Leonardo DiCaprio Movie Over Spring Break and This Is What I Learned

I Watched Like Every Leonardo DiCaprio Movie Over Spring Break and This Is What I Learned

Posted on April 13, 2016May 9, 2016 by Sam Crausman
  Ah, my first ever college spring break.  I couldn’t wait to get drunk and party!  Quick note: “drunk” for me means drinking Martinelli’s Sparkling...
Tinder & Trains: a Travel Diary

Tinder & Trains: a Travel Diary

Posted on April 13, 2016May 10, 2016 by Elizabeth McClellan
I recently returned from a week of adventuring around Scotland. When people ask me why I wanted to visit Scotland, I tell them it’s because...
Spring Break Forevaaaa, Right?

Spring Break Forevaaaa, Right?

Posted on April 6, 2016May 10, 2016 by Allie Greenberg
It’s the Monday after Spring Break and I still feel so wasted, even though I’ve been back from my beach vacation for two days already....

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