Student Hospitalised After Seeing Side Profile
Given that her snotlocker is her centre of gravity, she took a swift nose-dive to the ground.
How to Know if You’re Ugly
We all wonder this to ourselves: I don’t think I’m ugly…but…do other people think I’m ugly? Now, if you’re not one to care about what other...
A Month of Not Shaving, In Retrospect
I didn’t shave for the entirety of November, give some days. Honestly, I don’t remember exactly when I last shaved. Against popular consensus, it was in...
Pulling It Off
Last week, I woke up late for class. Actually, scratch that, I woke up on time for class, got ready, decided I had time to...
Why “Beauty and the Beast” Depresses Me
On the surface, I should really relate to Beauty and the Beast – it’s about a plucky brunette who likes to read, and the moral...