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An Investigative Analysis Of What’s In The Ratty Tempeh

An Investigative Analysis Of What’s In The Ratty Tempeh

Posted on May 3, 2022May 3, 2022 by Kaitlyn Lucas
You asked for intense, informative journalism about meatless dining hall options, we answered.
A First Year’s Advice on Eating at the Ratty

A First Year’s Advice on Eating at the Ratty

Posted on April 1, 2019April 2, 2019 by Ari Brown
Just because you put some french fries in a bowl, toss a slice of American cheese on top, and pour on some gravy doesn’t mean...
My Story: I Got a Record Deal from Humming in the Ratty

My Story: I Got a Record Deal from Humming in the Ratty

Posted on April 21, 2017 by Kayla Kirk
My trip to the Ratty started like any other. I got up from my table and started humming a tune the second my foot hit...
The Real Ratty Problem

The Real Ratty Problem

Posted on February 15, 2017 by Sam Crausman
Students have been vocal about the recent changes made to the Ratty.  Through discussions with friends, the general consensus seems to be that the renovations...
7 Things at Brown That Are a Better Investment Than You, Apparently

7 Things at Brown That Are a Better Investment Than You, Apparently

Posted on February 7, 2017January 12, 2025 by The Rib
Unfortunately, we cannot offer you any additional funds for the 2016-2017 award year. The committee has determined that these seven things are a better investment...
Dining Hall Hero Speaks Out

Dining Hall Hero Speaks Out

Posted on November 15, 2016 by Kayla Kirk
“If you could have one superpower, what would it be?” When faced with this question, most people fall back on the classics: Flight, invisibility, super...
ASSHOLES ARE BAD: A Lesson in the Totally Obvious

ASSHOLES ARE BAD: A Lesson in the Totally Obvious

Posted on April 29, 2016May 10, 2016 by Ali MacLeod
Listen up, world. I’m about to drop some knowledge. Did you know that assholes–as in jerks, not anuses–are bad? Shocking, I know! There’s a negative...
Ratty Romance (And Other Dining Hall Dream Dates)

Ratty Romance (And Other Dining Hall Dream Dates)

Posted on April 20, 2016May 9, 2016 by Sarah Clapp
I had a dream that I got hit on at the Ratty salad bar. An at-night dream, an aspirational dream, both—who’s to say?  The point...

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