Having Stories Interrupted is My Seventh Circle of Hell
I’ve tried to just force everyone to listen to the rest of my story. Like, I’ll roll my eyes and pretend I need to clear...
Daily Itinerary of Johnny, the Announcer on Jeopardy!
5:00 A.M: Wake up and gargle, vigorously. I have to make sure my tongue, teeth and uvula are ready to do their job, which is...
Don’t Make Me Sing: Freshman Leaves Ukulele Peeking out from Under Bed, but “Couldn’t Possibly” Do Anything About It
Before the incident, the night had been a perfectly mediocre experience. Solo cups, out. Miniature fan, at work. Sheck Wes, on. Around twenty kids crammed...
My “Chopped” Application
Images via Sarah Clapp. “Chopped” via “Chopped.”
5 Newer New Ways to Surprise Your Partner in Bed
If there’s one thing lady magazines have taught us, it’s that sex can never be too adventurous. Every month, they crack the codes to make...
Quiz: Are You the Klutz in a Romantic Comedy?
Whether you love to hate them or hate to love them, romantics are a pillar of pop culture. They are also a compilation of romantic...
To-Do List Of A Procrastinator
Due: two weeks ago __clean yo room overdue __watch lecture captures from those two lectures you missed because you were cramming for a physics exam ...
The Dragonfly
When I was nine, my dad bought me a robot dragonfly. It didn’t look like much, just some styrofoam and plastic, but boy could that...
Valen-cries Day
It’s too early to think about Valentine’s Day, you say? I beg to differ. It’s never too early to think about the overly hyped, cacao-production...