The Blue Room and the Green Ribbon: A Spooky Tale
Alfred stopped dead in the middle of the Blue Room. He was looking at the most stylish individual he had ever seen. She was wearing...
Tom and Gisele: Rumor Doesn’t Have It
As a native New Englander, I am fiercely loyal to the best football team the NFL has ever seen: The Patriots. I defend this team...
Brown Meet Cute
As a perpetually single lady (hit me up gents), I am constantly dreaming about having my very own Meet Cute. A meet cute is “a scene...
Stop Looking at Me
What is it about eye contact that makes me so uncomfortable? I suppose it’s a lot of things, but to name just a few: my...
It’s Going Down, I’m Yelling Tinder
I downloaded Tinder last weekend, and my phone is burning up! Seriously, I have an Android, and this app takes up so much battery; my...
The Ratty Crush
It is a universally acknowledged truth that any Brown gal of childbearing age must be in possession of a Ratty Crush. You know that...
Reasons to Swipe Left
With Valentine’s Day approaching far more quickly than a single gal would like to acknowledge, I decided the logical choice would be to hop on...
50 Thoughts That Go Through My Mind When I Realize My Crush Has Read Receipts on His Phone (aka The Curse of iMessage)
1. Oh. 2. He has read receipts. 3. Why does he have them on? 4. Maybe he doesn’t realize you can turn them off. 5....
Lemme Upgrade U
You don’t know how horny your boyfriend is until you ask. And once you ask, you kind of wish you didn’t know. We all know...
1, 2, Barbecue
I regret to inform you that this post isn’t about cornbread, ribs, or coleslaw. At the start of my freshman year, I was lucky enough...