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My Empowering Catcall Experience

My Empowering Catcall Experience

Posted on March 22, 2016November 11, 2016 by Elizabeth McClellan
If you are a female, or if you ever present/identify as a woman, you’ve probably been catcalled. Maybe if you’re a dude too, I don’t...
My Best Friend, Mac DeMarco

My Best Friend, Mac DeMarco

Posted on March 17, 2016May 9, 2016 by Sam Crausman
The lineup for Brown’s Spring Weekend has been released.  People are understandably freaking out about Fetty Wap, Tinashe, and Mac DeMarco. Oh, Mac.  Everyone who I...
Life Explained by An Amateur Sociologist: Hookup Culture

Life Explained by An Amateur Sociologist: Hookup Culture

Posted on March 9, 2016May 10, 2016 by Elizabeth McClellan
I am a sociologist. Okay, fine. I’m a sociologist-in-training. Okay, fine, I’m concentrating in Literary Arts and I’ve taken two sociology classes. Okay fine, one-and-a-half....
The Four Times a Boy Called Me Cute and the Four Times I Did Absolutely Nothing About It

The Four Times a Boy Called Me Cute and the Four Times I Did Absolutely Nothing About It

Posted on February 14, 2016May 9, 2016 by Francesca Lim
It’s time to start stockpiling the Sweethearts, the roses, and the memories of your past romances. Well…not so much for the last one. If you’re...
How NOT to Give the Sex Talk

How NOT to Give the Sex Talk

Posted on November 18, 2015May 10, 2016 by Monika Rajagopalan
Oh no! You’ve got a pre-teen on your hands, and you’re going to have to give the sex talk! When did that happen?? If you’re...
If you suffer from Resting Bitch Face Syndrome, Hisfacin may be the answer

If you suffer from Resting Bitch Face Syndrome, Hisfacin may be the answer

Posted on November 12, 2015May 10, 2016 by Monika Rajagopalan
Do people tend to judge you as bitchy, pretentious, or cold when they’ve never actually met you? Have men described you as unapproachable or unnecessarily...
So You Really Want My Advice?

So You Really Want My Advice?

Posted on November 12, 2015May 10, 2016 by Allie Greenberg
I can only give you advice on the following questions: Should I do laundry or just wear my bathing suit bottoms as underwear? Should I...
DFMO Woes

DFMO Woes

Posted on November 3, 2015May 10, 2016 by Allie T
7 shots deep and feeling frisky, I made a grand entrance to A Night On College Hill. My stiletto heels were sunk 4 inches deep...
Two-Wheeling Trick o’ Treating

Two-Wheeling Trick o’ Treating

Posted on October 30, 2015October 3, 2016 by The Rib
by Emily Adams Relationships are rare these days among our generation, especially given the increased college hookup scene. Commitment, pft. But if you are one of the lucky...
How Your Underwear Can Dictate Your Future

How Your Underwear Can Dictate Your Future

Posted on October 21, 2015May 10, 2016 by Daniella Balarezo
Audrey Hepburn probably said something about how a lady’s undergarments say the most about her. She was a wise and classy lady, that Audrey. Throughout...

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