Is Everyone Having Sex Without Me?
I have found that the idiom “the walls have ears” applies weirdly and surprisingly well to university life. Last year in my freshmen dorm, I...
The Next Big Theatrical Sensation!
To: Potential Theatre Producers From: An aspiring theatre-maker Subject: A proposal for the next biggest theatrical sensation! (Not Hamilton) An Introduction… When I was a...
Commitment Issues with Netflix
Dear Netflix, Hey, it’s me again. I know we haven’t seen each other in while, but I’ve been doing some thinking on my own. Our...
All Aboard the Hype Train
I don’t really play video games. I don’t mean that in a condescending way. I just don’t. But because I don’t live under a rock,...
I Watched Like Every Leonardo DiCaprio Movie Over Spring Break and This Is What I Learned
Ah, my first ever college spring break. I couldn’t wait to get drunk and party! Quick note: “drunk” for me means drinking Martinelli’s Sparkling...
This is Normal (And Other Lies You Tell Yourself in the Theatre Building)
As a Theatre Arts & Performance Studies concentrator, I spend a lot of time in Lyman Hall, home to the TAPS department. For those of...
Tinder & Trains: a Travel Diary
I recently returned from a week of adventuring around Scotland. When people ask me why I wanted to visit Scotland, I tell them it’s because...
What Your Aggressive Facebook Comments Reveal About You
Facebook comments are an art – an eclectic form of expression. They range from the sentimental to sarcastic, the articulate to the atypical, and the...
My iPhone and I took a break, and now our relationship is stronger than ever.
A few months ago, my iPhone and I were going through a rough patch. Whenever I was waiting in line or riding in the car...
Some Sad Couplets from the Apple in my Fridge.
What I thought would be a regular ol’ Tuesday afternoon, filled with inappropriately timed naps and scheduled mental breakdowns, was sent for a whirl when...