What Your Aggressive Facebook Comments Reveal About You
Facebook comments are an art – an eclectic form of expression. They range from the sentimental to sarcastic, the articulate to the atypical, and the...
My iPhone and I took a break, and now our relationship is stronger than ever.
A few months ago, my iPhone and I were going through a rough patch. Whenever I was waiting in line or riding in the car...
Some Sad Couplets from the Apple in my Fridge.
What I thought would be a regular ol’ Tuesday afternoon, filled with inappropriately timed naps and scheduled mental breakdowns, was sent for a whirl when...
So You Have a Fancy Camera
I work as a film and marketing intern and have recently gained access to a Canon DSLR Rebel t5i that I use for my job. Getting...
An Ode to My Middle School Alter Ego
The only large writing project I’ve ever finished was a collection of short stories I wrote in middle school. I acknowledge how tragic it is...
S-train-ger Danger
Last week, I headed to the train station for the commute home only to discover that my train was delayed. Naively assuming that this meant...
A Hairy Situation
Curly hair is both a blessing and a curse. It’s a curse because it’s impossible to brush, gets frizzy easily, and if you dare try to...
Diary of a Piercing Virgin
This is a story about virginity. But not about sex. I’m talking about piercings, people. That’s right, I’m pierce-less. Needles have never penetrated my ear...
Milla Bizzotto, Making Millennials Everywhere Feel Terrible About Themselves
Milla Star Bizzotto is a superhuman child who, at 9 years old, is fitter than I have ever been in my 20 years of life...
A Senior Friend
It takes a certain level of bravery for a party-seeking freshman to wander outside of the confines of dorm room parties on Friday nights. You...