Ratty Romance (And Other Dining Hall Dream Dates)
I had a dream that I got hit on at the Ratty salad bar. An at-night dream, an aspirational dream, both—who’s to say? The point...
I Was Sexy (and Then I Finished Reading)
I discovered my sensuality in the Ratty. No, this is not a joke. On a chilly Saturday morning, I sat down to breakfast in the...
Will The Real Lorne Michaels Please Stand Up?
Over spring break, I happened to casually coincidentally walk past 30 Rock at 1:20 AM on a Saturday night, right as SNL was letting out....
Buying Spring Weekend Tickets: A Time Log
I think the process of buying Spring Weekend tickets is stressful and annoying for everyone. It seems that website crashes are a dime...
On Turning Twenty
A few weeks ago, I turned the big two-oh. I think that in an unfortunate oversight, we as a society often fail to appreciate the...
Is Everyone Having Sex Without Me?
I have found that the idiom “the walls have ears” applies weirdly and surprisingly well to university life. Last year in my freshmen dorm, I...
The Next Big Theatrical Sensation!
To: Potential Theatre Producers From: An aspiring theatre-maker Subject: A proposal for the next biggest theatrical sensation! (Not Hamilton) An Introduction… When I was a...
Commitment Issues with Netflix
Dear Netflix, Hey, it’s me again. I know we haven’t seen each other in while, but I’ve been doing some thinking on my own. Our...
All Aboard the Hype Train
I don’t really play video games. I don’t mean that in a condescending way. I just don’t. But because I don’t live under a rock,...
I Watched Like Every Leonardo DiCaprio Movie Over Spring Break and This Is What I Learned
Ah, my first ever college spring break. I couldn’t wait to get drunk and party! Quick note: “drunk” for me means drinking Martinelli’s Sparkling...