Hi Mom, It’s Me, Your Garbage Daughter
by Ali MacLeod I’m sorry, Mom. You’ve always been a good mother to me and my sisters. You did everything right. You showered us with...
Spring Break Forevaaaa, Right?
It’s the Monday after Spring Break and I still feel so wasted, even though I’ve been back from my beach vacation for two days already....
The Psychic Is In
Universally, psychics have a really bad rep. A simple Google search reveals the general attitude towards the profession, with articles such as this: “I Was One of America’s...
The Winds: A Near Death Encounter
by Emily Adams Today, I battled the elements and nearly lost. But to my surprise, I still remain here on Earth, opposed to whatever cloud I...
What’s On My Re-Vision Board?
It’s that time of year again—the time to realize that you’ve broken all of your New Years Resolutions. I was supposed to meditate every morning...
I Walked in on a Boy Pooping (And You Can Too!)
I don’t want to alarm you, but I woke up to a boy pooping. Yes, I rolled out of bed on Thursday, ready for a...
Rib Beef: Tickling
Tickling is a weird concept. On the one hand, you may have memories like your parents making you feel warm and fuzzy inside, laughing until...
On Taking a Class With Your Brother
Now I know I have mentioned my brother several times on this publication – e.g.: he’s the perfect child and now he’s attending the same college as...
Sorry Team: An Apology for Slacking on the Group Project
Dear group/team/homies, I’d like to offer my sincerest apology for being such a shitty group member. There was a project that needed to be completed,...
How To: Lion Sexualization
A couple weeks ago, I was walking across the Main Green when I heard a girl ask her friend, “How do you sexualize a lion?”...