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So You Have a Fancy Camera

So You Have a Fancy Camera

Posted on April 12, 2016May 9, 2016 by Daniella Balarezo
I work as a film and marketing intern and have recently gained access to a Canon DSLR Rebel t5i that I use for my job. Getting...
An Ode to My Middle School Alter Ego

An Ode to My Middle School Alter Ego

Posted on April 11, 2016May 9, 2016 by Sarah Clapp
The only large writing project I’ve ever finished was a collection of short stories I wrote in middle school. I acknowledge how tragic it is...
S-train-ger Danger

S-train-ger Danger

Posted on April 11, 2016May 9, 2016 by Elizabeth Purington
Last week, I headed to the train station for the commute home only to discover that my train was delayed. Naively assuming that this meant...
A Hairy Situation

A Hairy Situation

Posted on April 10, 2016May 10, 2016 by Leeron Lempel
Curly hair is both a blessing and a curse. It’s a curse because it’s impossible to brush, gets frizzy easily, and if you dare try to...
Diary of a Piercing Virgin

Diary of a Piercing Virgin

Posted on April 10, 2016May 10, 2016 by Allie T
This is a story about virginity. But not about sex. I’m talking about piercings, people. That’s right, I’m pierce-less. Needles have never penetrated my ear...
Milla Bizzotto, Making Millennials Everywhere Feel Terrible About Themselves

Milla Bizzotto, Making Millennials Everywhere Feel Terrible About Themselves

Posted on April 9, 2016May 10, 2016 by Yuri Iwahara
Milla Star Bizzotto is a superhuman child who, at 9 years old, is fitter than I have ever been in my 20 years of life...
A Senior Friend

A Senior Friend

Posted on April 7, 2016May 9, 2016 by Purvi Goel
  It takes a certain level of bravery for a party-seeking freshman to wander outside of the confines of dorm room parties on Friday nights. You...
Hi Mom, It’s Me, Your Garbage Daughter

Hi Mom, It’s Me, Your Garbage Daughter

Posted on April 7, 2016May 10, 2016 by Ali MacLeod
by Ali MacLeod I’m sorry, Mom. You’ve always been a good mother to me and my sisters. You did everything right. You showered us with...
Spring Break Forevaaaa, Right?

Spring Break Forevaaaa, Right?

Posted on April 6, 2016May 10, 2016 by Allie Greenberg
It’s the Monday after Spring Break and I still feel so wasted, even though I’ve been back from my beach vacation for two days already....
The Psychic Is In

The Psychic Is In

Posted on April 6, 2016May 9, 2016 by Sam Crausman
Universally, psychics have a really bad rep. A simple Google search reveals the general attitude towards the profession, with articles such as this: “I Was One of America’s...

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