Sign Me Up
You are reading this right now because I signed up for The Rib at the activities fair two years ago. Though I fully intended to...
The Only Thing I Have in Common with Donald Trump: We Both Have Small Hands
As a woman of color born from parents who immigrated to the United States from South Korea, I cannot say that I relate very much...
From Spiritual Awakenings to a Superiority Complex: My Bike Story
This year, I’ve been living in exile at the hands of ResLife. The housing lottery hath forsaken me and I have been condemned to Perkins...
Gimme All Your Money
I don’t know about you, but I had a really good summer. So good that I allowed myself to go into complete denial about ever...
Empty-Nester Syndrome
As the age old adage goes, it’s hard to be the one left behind when someone else goes off to new and better things. I...
True Life: The Rib Left Me In Philly And I Made It Back Mostly Alive
On September 18th, seven Rib writers and some add-ons from Skorts Sketch Comedy caravanned down to Philadelphia to attend LaughtHERfest Pt. 2, the second year...
The Top 5 Celebs Who Say “Wow” A Lot
All women want to hear one word. Studies have shown it, people have spoken it, and the power of speech has been proven time after...
Me And The Gang: A Tale Of Friendship, Deception, and Probable Death
I don’t know about you, but I had a really good summer. Probably the best part of it was all the really amazing people I...
Hidden Hair Messages
The decision to get bangs (aka, forehead masks made out of your hair) was a long and difficult one, a decision that required a lot...
Aphrodite Diaries
Dear Diary, What the fuck is going on? Who. Is. Karlie. Kloss. Ugh, this is a mess. The mortals worship her all of a sudden....