Me And The Gang: A Tale Of Friendship, Deception, and Probable Death
I don’t know about you, but I had a really good summer. Probably the best part of it was all the really amazing people I...
Hidden Hair Messages
The decision to get bangs (aka, forehead masks made out of your hair) was a long and difficult one, a decision that required a lot...
Aphrodite Diaries
Dear Diary, What the fuck is going on? Who. Is. Karlie. Kloss. Ugh, this is a mess. The mortals worship her all of a sudden....
The Hunt: Life Off Meal Plan
I used to live a blissful life. Every day, food was gifted to me without a second thought, like the sacrifices made to the Greek...
We Are All Blueno
I hate tomatoes. I hate them with an intense passion and cannot possibly fathom why anyone would enjoy their freaky texture and their tart flavor. The...
Manic Pixie Dream Mole
When I was thirteen years old, I saw 500 Days of Summer in theaters. Any kind of meta-narrative or social commentary flew right over my...
ANOCH – The Lit-tastrophe
This year, my roommates and I attended the Third Annual A Night on College Hill, or ANOCH. In the past, we’ve had an amazingly good...
Welcome To Another Year Of Me Never Knowing Where The F*ck My Key Is
I don’t know about you, but I had a really good summer. Like, an incredible summer. Like, an everything-that-could’ve-gone-well-did-and-everything-that-could’ve-gone-poorly-didn’t summer. Not to brag or anything, but my...
Regretting Facebook
Ah, Facebook. A wonderful archive of posts that I will eventually regret. Over the summer, I was discussing this phenomenon with my sister as I...
Honey, I Killed The Plant
Compared to the high-octane action of the school year, the summer’s more relaxing edges can almost feel boring at times. It’s a hard thing to...