Campus Tour Anxiety
It’s 2:00 p.m. I’ve finished all of my classes, I’ve grabbed a smoothie (with greens in it, because I’m ~healthy~), and I’ve plopped onto the...
My Strange Addiction: Live Music
It’s been two weeks. I can’t remember the last time I saw my family. Or my friends. I’ve been too consumed by my dirty habit...
My First Time (Reading Harry Potter)
I’ve heard a lot of rumors about what it is like doing it for the first time. Some describe it as a state of utter...
How To Be A Sick Freshman
Every freshman gets a cold the first month of college. At least that’s what I tell myself, so that I don’t feel like a loser...
The Transformative Power of Hats
Freshman year was not easy for me. I anticipated immediately finding that camaraderie and love of the institution that everyone talks about, but ended up spending much...
Sign Me Up
You are reading this right now because I signed up for The Rib at the activities fair two years ago. Though I fully intended to...
The Only Thing I Have in Common with Donald Trump: We Both Have Small Hands
As a woman of color born from parents who immigrated to the United States from South Korea, I cannot say that I relate very much...
From Spiritual Awakenings to a Superiority Complex: My Bike Story
This year, I’ve been living in exile at the hands of ResLife. The housing lottery hath forsaken me and I have been condemned to Perkins...
Gimme All Your Money
I don’t know about you, but I had a really good summer. So good that I allowed myself to go into complete denial about ever...
Empty-Nester Syndrome
As the age old adage goes, it’s hard to be the one left behind when someone else goes off to new and better things. I...