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I Can’t Believe It’s Prime! 5 Fun Things to Buy with Your Squad 2020 Amazon Gift Card that Will Help You Forget You’re a Snitch

Posted on March 9, 2017January 12, 2025 by The Rib

Squad 2020 is a survey open to first-year Brown University students with questions about their drug and alcohol use as well as that of their friends....

Junglepussy: An Abbreviated Personal Listening Guide

Posted on March 8, 2017 by Dana Schneider

Growing up, I was immersed in a culture that values romantic love in a highly exalted sense. I watched wedding themed shows on TLC such...

Mark Zuckerberg PLEASE READ

Posted on March 8, 2017 by Allie Greenberg

Hey Mark Zuckerberg! How’s it going? Is life treating you nicely? I bet it is, since you created Facebook and everything. You can seriously do...

What Personality Flaw Does Your Waterbottle Reveal About You?

Posted on March 8, 2017 by Yuri Iwahara

I like to think I’m good at reading people. Whether this is true or not, there are certain things that I just know. I can...

A Letter to Foolish Bears

Posted on March 7, 2017 by Suzanne A

Dearest classmates, First semester of freshman year is a semester meant for exploring, trying out new clubs and classes, and getting a sense for how...

Dear Weird Al Yankovic: Please Be My Benefactor!

Posted on March 7, 2017March 7, 2017 by Sarah Clapp

Dear Weird Al Yankovic, A few months ago, I published the following tweet: It may seem like a joke, but I am 100% serious about...

A Gynography of the Everygirl (If Every Girl is Just Like Me)

Posted on March 6, 2017March 6, 2017 by Maddie Critz

Hey public school younguns, remember that day in eighth grade health class when they rolled out the projector and sat us down and scarred us...

Nope, Haven’t Seen It: Grease

Posted on March 5, 2017March 6, 2017 by Caroline Zerilli

My defining characteristics have always been the following: I’m 5’7, I hate mayonnaise, and I haven’t seen Grease. I’ve been running away from the movie...

Your Favorite Motivational Phrases, Ruined

Posted on March 4, 2017 by Sam Crausman

I understand the power of a motivating phrase or quote as much as the next person. They can be incredibly helpful for getting through tough...

How Likely Are You to Acknowledge the F*cking Lifeguard?

Posted on March 2, 2017January 12, 2025 by The Rib

They see you, but do you see them? Turns out the likelihood that you are aware of the lifeguard is in fact a function of...