Bread: Can Live With It, Can’t Live Without It
My sister recently discovered that she has a suspected gluten intolerance, so, in a gesture of altruistic solidarity (and more realistically selfish self-protection), I have...
Faking It: My Pop Culture Knowledge Is a Lie
At the risk of permanently destroying my carefully manicured image, I would like to make a confession: I am guilty of making pop culture references...
I Can’t Believe It’s Prime! 5 Fun Things to Buy with Your Squad 2020 Amazon Gift Card that Will Help You Forget You’re a Snitch
Squad 2020 is a survey open to first-year Brown University students with questions about their drug and alcohol use as well as that of their friends....
Junglepussy: An Abbreviated Personal Listening Guide
Growing up, I was immersed in a culture that values romantic love in a highly exalted sense. I watched wedding themed shows on TLC such...
Mark Zuckerberg PLEASE READ
Hey Mark Zuckerberg! How’s it going? Is life treating you nicely? I bet it is, since you created Facebook and everything. You can seriously do...
What Personality Flaw Does Your Waterbottle Reveal About You?
I like to think I’m good at reading people. Whether this is true or not, there are certain things that I just know. I can...
A Letter to Foolish Bears
Dearest classmates, First semester of freshman year is a semester meant for exploring, trying out new clubs and classes, and getting a sense for how...
Dear Weird Al Yankovic: Please Be My Benefactor!
Dear Weird Al Yankovic, A few months ago, I published the following tweet: It may seem like a joke, but I am 100% serious about...
A Gynography of the Everygirl (If Every Girl is Just Like Me)
Hey public school younguns, remember that day in eighth grade health class when they rolled out the projector and sat us down and scarred us...
Nope, Haven’t Seen It: Grease
My defining characteristics have always been the following: I’m 5’7, I hate mayonnaise, and I haven’t seen Grease. I’ve been running away from the movie...