22: A Progress Report
I don’t know about you, but I’ve been feeling 22 for almost 7 months now. That’s more than half of my 22-ness done. Finished. Never...
Decoding Dudes
Let’s say it’s Friday and we get invited to a party (woohoo). You’re pumped and respond by saying, “Awesome! I’ll see ya then!” I, on the...
Why I’m In Favor of Global Warming
This past Tuesday, it was 57 degrees Fahrenheit outside. The next morning, it snowed as I was walking to class. While these erratic weather changes...
Solo Spring Breaker
I’m about to experience my first spring break as a college student. I’ve seen all those quintessential movies about people going crazy during spring break....
Dorm Hunters: Brown University Edition
Narrator: (sounds a lot like Christina Paxson) Prospective roommates Katelyn and Caitlin are looking to share a room during sophomore year. With high expectations and...
Snow Days: Expectations vs. Reality
Snow days at Brown are some of the most hyped parts of the year. The mix of spontaneity and slight danger posed by snow days...
Catfished: Lumiere Was Hotter as a Candle
Beauty and the Beast is a controversial children’s movie about Stockholm Syndrome where man lies with man, woman lies with beast, and inanimate objects lie...
To Meme, or Not To Meme: A Collection of Meme-Related Haikus
Memes: a form of art Speaks for a generation Good move, Internet. Open up your heart Tag me to tell me your all We...
How to Win Free Time and Influence Your Life
I’m awaiting Spring Break with bated breath. My daydreams have powered me through many holed up nights in the 3rd floor stacks of the Rock, giving...
How To Cry Silently In Your Midterm (And Other Nifty College Hacks)
Everyone says college is the best time of your life, but sometimes it can be just a tad overwhelming. Use these nifty college life hacks...