What Personality Flaw Does Your Waterbottle Reveal About You?
I like to think I’m good at reading people. Whether this is true or not, there are certain things that I just know. I can...
A Letter to Foolish Bears
Dearest classmates, First semester of freshman year is a semester meant for exploring, trying out new clubs and classes, and getting a sense for how...
Dear Weird Al Yankovic: Please Be My Benefactor!
Dear Weird Al Yankovic, A few months ago, I published the following tweet: It may seem like a joke, but I am 100% serious about...
A Gynography of the Everygirl (If Every Girl is Just Like Me)
Hey public school younguns, remember that day in eighth grade health class when they rolled out the projector and sat us down and scarred us...
Nope, Haven’t Seen It: Grease
My defining characteristics have always been the following: I’m 5’7, I hate mayonnaise, and I haven’t seen Grease. I’ve been running away from the movie...
Your Favorite Motivational Phrases, Ruined
I understand the power of a motivating phrase or quote as much as the next person. They can be incredibly helpful for getting through tough...
How Likely Are You to Acknowledge the F*cking Lifeguard?
They see you, but do you see them? Turns out the likelihood that you are aware of the lifeguard is in fact a function of...
Which Mariah Carey Mishap Are You?
Self-graded. Keep track of your answers! What’s your biggest Mariah Carey jam? A. “Touch My Body” B. “We Belong Together” C. “All I Want for...
Donald Trump’s Oscar Reaction Tweets
So the Oscars were this past weekend. Lots of drama, cookies falling from the ceiling, mildly racist jokes by Jimmy Kimmel, robbing of Lin-Manuel’s EGOT,...
All Aboard!
If listening to Kacey Musgraves in earnest has taught me anything, it’s to stay connected to my ~roots~. So in an attempt to stay connected...