Which Mariah Carey Mishap Are You?
Self-graded. Keep track of your answers! What’s your biggest Mariah Carey jam? A. “Touch My Body” B. “We Belong Together” C. “All I Want for...
Donald Trump’s Oscar Reaction Tweets
So the Oscars were this past weekend. Lots of drama, cookies falling from the ceiling, mildly racist jokes by Jimmy Kimmel, robbing of Lin-Manuel’s EGOT,...
All Aboard!
If listening to Kacey Musgraves in earnest has taught me anything, it’s to stay connected to my ~roots~. So in an attempt to stay connected...
Rib Classic Movies Presents: Sarah Clapp & the Summer of 2009
This week on Rib Classic Movies, we tell the story of young actress Sarah Clapp, who, at the tender age of twelve, took the film...
A Former Lover, Revisited
Twenty-one has been a year of change for me. I am proud to say that I am finally in a steady, healthy relationship. Now you maybe...
Goin’ Gray
I’ve been looking at myself in the mirror a lot recently. Well, not like a lot. Just more than usual. I’ll be getting ready for...
Which Rib Editor Are You?
Have you ever spent hours scrolling aimlessly through the Rib, admiring the genius we have created, and ultimately wondering: which Rib editor am I?...
Who Wore It Best: Joe Jonas Edition
There are two things that women in Hollywood are always being mercilessly judged for. The first is their dating life. Taylor Swift (who is generally...
Conning Google AdChoices into Thinking I’m a Saucy Woman that Can Seduce Paul Ryan.
Google AdChoices isn’t about who you are, it’s about who you want to be. And I want to be a saucy woman that can seduce...
A List of Very Specific Brown Bears Admirers Submissions Clearly About Me
To the girl singing “Bennie and the Jets” in the Perkins ground floor shower like an Elton John impersonator who has had too much to...