8 Domestic Things That Make Me Wish I Wasn’t a Human
Like most of us, I had to help around the house while I was growing up. These “chores” included walking the dog, taking out the...
Rib Rant: Let’s Turn Off The Sun
For the past 23 years, there’s been nothing and nobody I’ve loved more than the sun. Through all my trans-continental moves, it’s always been there....
The Tragic Failure of an 89.4%
Have you ever been virtually at victory? So close to success? Fractions from fame? Almost at an accomplishment? Close to conquest? Spending way too long...
When Your 1 A.M. Booty Call of 10 Years Says “No More”…
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Things To Post On Facebook To Get Your Crush To Poke You Back After 8 Years
It’s been 8 years since you poked your 8th grade crush and you’ve been waiting patiently for him to respond to your flirtation. Since he obviously...
I Started Eating Lush Bath Bombs to Develop a Bubbly Personality!
This is my third year at Brown. It’s also my third year at Brown without a significant other. I can’t help but wonder what’s wrong...
Rib Rant: The Robots Are Here And They’re Out For Blood
At this point I’ve sat through enough Artificial Intelligence lectures to have a whole midterm about it, so I’m pretty confident in saying I do...
Help, I Made So Many Puns That I Turned Into My Dad!
Now, I love puns as much as the next person, but too much of a good thing leads to dire consequences. Due to my upbringing,...
Man! I Feel Like a Woman
When it comes to my peers, I am always the one playing catch up. They’re more… how do I put this… developed. They own more...