Help, I Made So Many Puns That I Turned Into My Dad!
Now, I love puns as much as the next person, but too much of a good thing leads to dire consequences. Due to my upbringing,...
Man! I Feel Like a Woman
When it comes to my peers, I am always the one playing catch up. They’re more… how do I put this… developed. They own more...
Fun New Ways to Mess Up My Name
Images via Sindura Sriram.
Freshman Fallacies
Freshman year is a whirlwind of adjustment, excitement, and a complete flooding by new things—Clubs! Classes! Sports! Unit wars! The Ratty! Gail! Your first Jose...
Which Tin Foily Are You?
Ever walked by the Tin Foily People Circle (is that the actual name? probably not….*) and wondered which one was most like you? Take this...
No, I’m Not Spiritually Dead Inside I’m Just Listening to Music
I ran into my friend Anna the other day while walking through the Main Green. I think she yelled “Hi,” and after taking a graceful...
Mailaholics Anonymous
Hi, my name is Christina, and I am a mailaholic. I love getting mail. I loved getting mail in high school, when colleges I’ve never...
Cacti Are Too Trendy
If you’re like me, your entire social media feed is populated by independent artists and craftspeople. No? That’s just a me thing? Good. Okay. Well...
Are You Really Vegan or Do You Just Own a Pair of Birkenstocks?
At Brown, there’s a nagging pressure to have a unique style and general vibe; unfortunately, we’re not all as “different” as we may choose to...