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There Are Still Four More Days of Hanukkah. Mom, Dad, it’s Not Too Late to Get Me an Authentic 19th-Century Penny Farthing Bicycle. 

There Are Still Four More Days of Hanukkah. Mom, Dad, it’s Not Too Late to Get Me an Authentic 19th-Century Penny Farthing Bicycle. 

Posted on December 30, 2024 by Rachel Kamphaus
As long as I can remember, I have only wanted to possess a single thing: an authentic 19th century penny farthing bicycle.  As a child,...
10 Things To Do In Your Boring Ass Town Over Winter Break That Aren’t Spiraling in Your Childhood Bedroom or Getting Mad At Your Mom For No Reason

10 Things To Do In Your Boring Ass Town Over Winter Break That Aren’t Spiraling in Your Childhood Bedroom or Getting Mad At Your Mom For No Reason

Posted on December 20, 2024December 7, 2025 by Sophia Plaschke
All activities were tested by yours truly and are guaranteed super fun! I'm still gonna spiral in my childhood bedroom and get mad at my...
Things That Are Only Okay When I Do Them

Things That Are Only Okay When I Do Them

Posted on December 12, 2024 by Sophia Plaschke
I'm just special!
What To Do If You’re Not Sure If You Saw a Football Team Fight Club Happening on the BioMed Terrace or If You Just Had a Weird Dream

What To Do If You’re Not Sure If You Saw a Football Team Fight Club Happening on the BioMed Terrace or If You Just Had a Weird Dream

Posted on December 10, 2024December 10, 2024 by Emerson Rhodes
I am Jack’s Enflamed Sense of  Fear
BREAKING: The Democratic Party Releases New Lib-aru Car

BREAKING: The Democratic Party Releases New Lib-aru Car

Posted on December 6, 2024 by Kaitlyn Lucas
A Green New Wheel, so to speak.
Help! I Think My Roommate Is a Mermaid from the H2O: Just Add Water Universe!

Help! I Think My Roommate Is a Mermaid from the H2O: Just Add Water Universe!

Posted on November 25, 2024 by Daniella Coyle
By the way they avoid washing dishes, there's naur denying it.
How to Politely Avoid Eye Contact With Your Friend Whose Eyes Are So Blue and Scary They Look AI-Generated

How to Politely Avoid Eye Contact With Your Friend Whose Eyes Are So Blue and Scary They Look AI-Generated

Posted on November 20, 2024January 13, 2026 by Sophia Plaschke
In a world of many terrors, few things are as unsettling as a person whose eyes are so blue and striking they seem to come...
The Rib Acquires SJP Through Auction Bid

The Rib Acquires SJP Through Auction Bid

Posted on November 18, 2024November 18, 2024 by Emerson Rhodes
No—not Sarah Jessica Parker, we're upset too
Now I Know How Joan of Arc Felt: I Got a Bad Bob

Now I Know How Joan of Arc Felt: I Got a Bad Bob

Posted on November 17, 2024 by Julien Griswold
Claire, it's French.
Breaking: Hawk Tuah Girl Declares Support for Ecoterrorism 

Breaking: Hawk Tuah Girl Declares Support for Ecoterrorism 

Posted on November 11, 2024 by Indigo Mudbhary
“The Unabomber had a point,” she said on the latest episode of the Talk Tuah podcast.

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