The Rib Reveals Even More University Committees: Applications for SLORP, SIGMA, BUTT Open Now
The Rib saw ACURM, BUCC, and PAWG, and thought “what if we just kept putting more letters together?”
Brown Caves to Trump Administration After Students Host Single Hour-Long Rally Specifically Asking Them Not To
Over the summer, Brown announced it had struck a deal with the Trump administration in order to unfreeze federal research funds. Many students were outraged,...
Gender Reassignment Surgery? At Brown?? And Nobody Told Me???
Title IX taketh away before we could even get on the table. Smh.
Thank God You Go to Brown, Because This Essay Wouldn’t Fly Anywhere Else
Brown University has always been known as the ‘weird’ Ivy, but I didn’t know we were known as the school of “freaky-ahh” sexually repressed incels....
Goldendoodles Are Causing the Recession
Health problems, ethical issues of inbreeding, and thousands of dollars all for an ugly mutt.
Student Takes Too Much Allergy Medicine, Reports Seeing CPax’s Dog Holding a Knife
He's here to inquire about your car's extended warranty.
BUT I’M A QUEERBAITER: How to Communicate Your Heterosexuality in Everyday Life
hi, dad. turns out i'm straight! but thank you for the rainbow tote bag.
Man Admires Woman for Her Tight, Wet Intellect
“Her brain just drives me crazy!” Tag a man in the comments.
SJP Reinstated on Campus
After a controversial suspension, SJP returns to Brown.
Anti-DEI Legislation Ends Gendered Spaces—So Now I’m Rushing Lantern
Recent anti-DEI legislation has mandated the end of single-gendered student groups, citing Title IX and the 2023 affirmative action case as the legal foundation. The...